Dylan: Did You Know That Getting A Papercut Hurts More Than A Knife Wound?

*Svt throwing around a ball*

Woozi: bonus points if you hit Mingyu in the face

Waking up with hangover

Ravi: OMG!! What we did? What WE DID!?!?

Leo: being drunk, dumb gays, that's what we did

Hakyeon: Have you heard from Jaehwan?

Wonshik: I'm sure everything's fine. We left him with Taekwoon-Hyung

Hakyeon: No offense Wonshik, but those two sentences don't go together

Yoongi in fics :- I’ll have black coffee ☕️, with no sugar and no cream.

Yoongi in real life :- can’t even drink espresso XD

Matt : hello people who do not live here

Johnny: hey

Danny: hi

Jorel : hello

Dylan : hi !

Matt : i gave you the key for emergencies

Charlie  : we were out of doritos

Charlie: /screams at Funny man/

Funny man : /screams at Charlie /

Johnny: So why the fuck are they screaming at each other?

Danny: Apparently they're having a screaming competition

Jorel : I can't believe I'm in a band with those idiots.

Johnny: why are your tongues purple?

Danny: we got mush ice

Jorel: i had a red one

Danny: i had a blue one

Johnny: oh

Johnny: OH!

Real VIXX Things

Ravi’s fear of insects dates back to an incident in his childhood where he was mugged by a butterfly

I would say Ghost or New Day

Underrated HU songs?

Reblog with a Hollywood Undead song you consider as underrated!

Woozi: you're so handsome when you're sleeping

Hoshi: should i sleep every single day?

Woozi: yes, don't wake up