Danny:  We Need Milk, Eggs, And Bread. Write It Down.

Danny : [kisses Jorel’s neck]

Jorel: what is this?

Danny: affection

Jorel: disgusting

Jorel:

Jorel: do it again

Derillio  pre-debut

Boyfriend: (puts on Bang Bang) (turns off before chorus)

Me: YOU CAN’T TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE CHORUS

Boyfriend: (sings) this song could end inside a moment…

Me: (tries not to laugh but that’s pretty good. Angrily posts to Tumblr).

Danny: “I must crack open a cold one, but I have no boys.”

Dylan: “You require the milkshake.”

Hongbin: When I was born, God said, "He's too beautiful for this world."

Hakyeon: Oh please. When you were born, Satan said, "Finally, some competition!"

Animal control: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!

Jaehwan: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic

Animal Control: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES

Johnny: So, Danny, how was your day today?

Danny: Someone pushed me.

Johnny: Well, did you push them back?

Danny: No. He was bigger than me.

Johnny: Uh-huh, Jorel?

Jorel: *punching the guy* I’m already on it.

Randi: This year, I lost my dear husband, Jordan.

Jordan: [in the distance] Quit telling everyone I’m dead!

Randi: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

Jordan: why are you naked?

Danny: I don’t have any clothes

Jordan: sure you do

Jordan, opening and looking through Danny’s closet: You have shirts, jeans, sweaters, hi Jorel, tank tops…

Joshua: you think you’re hilarious, don’t you?

Jeonghan: i realize that you’re a little annoyed with me, and this might not be the best time to shower myself with praise, but, yes. yes, i do think i’m hilarious

Johnny: You're bad liar

Dylan: You're old