I’D Lose My Shit Is Alfred Shaved His Moustache

Cassandra managed to have both mummy issues and daddy issues, with two separate sets of parents, every issue completely unique and different from the others...

She's really the best

Cass: Barbara, we're out of Pop Tarts. Babs: CASS WHAT THE FUCK?! Cass: What? I get snacky. Babs: No I mean why is there a sword through you?! Cass: Oh. Because... I was stabbed? Babs: Why is it still in you?! Cass: Keeps the blood in. Stop being weird.

Sleeping is stupid.

I need to sleep but I sleep when the sleep is sleeping and idk where I’m going with this sentence I need to fucking slep..

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!!! And imm weak

Im going to implode if I don’t sleeep. Good nigjht? More like GOOD RIDDANCEE

Idk where this thought came from butttt….

Batman entering Fawcett only to see Captain Marvel Jr and Mary Marvel screaming the lyrics of the Duck Song into the ears of a somehow asleep Captain Marvel on the floor.

Batman turns around and leaves after seeing that

He stores the fan in the place where his spleen used to be.

I bet wearing spandex in summer is no fun

Bonus: summer suits!?

i love when only some of the leaguers know billy's identity. like dude, batman and manhunter know who you are and neither of them give a shit, why are you still hiding from plastic man?

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

To my knowledge, when Cass was orphan she was basically the only person in the BatFam that wasn’t an orphan.

Like, sure both her parents are horrible, but they were both perfectly alive and you still had the audacity to call yourself Orphan while being in a family of actual orphans

Fuck yeah, that’s badass