Got Hit By A Volleyball Twice At Pe Today, Once In The Face And Once In The Stomach, And Between Those

just woke up and i had a dream where my law teacher replaced herself with an animatronic who looks like a normal young woman (long black hair, probably asian but idk, normal teacher clothes) and the animatronic killed you if you broke the rules on her class 3 times (phone, cheating, no uniform or outside shoes). Like on our first say with her she killed someone right infront of everybody(incinirated a girl/woman with a laser beam, only ashes left) so we were all terrified. and i already managed to break the rules twice? once when i SOMEHOW hid my phone in my hair, but it fell out and my classmate who sat next to me(which was random cuz we're not even close) caught the phone and tried to hide it without her noticing but she did and i got a strike. the other time i dont remember. And on our third day with her teaching, i came to school in my home clothing for some reason?? was wearing the cyan shirt and green pants I've got on right now. so obvi that wasn't the uniform and our class had law as the second period so on the first one i was just spamming my mom to text our homeroom teacher that I have a stomachache so that i can go home cuz i dont wanna die but my mom doesn't read the messages and like my classmates are already mourning me or whatevs but i woke up before it happened lol

Also somewhere in-between allat our class flew to Europe for some reason with our English teacher???? but my bff wasnt with us so i was walking alone n i got lost but i just followed 2 girls and we found the rest of the class. and all that was happening at night?

Oh and on the third day when i went to school in my home clothes, i was literally walking outside, in winter, at probably like -17°C in a T-shirt and was completely fine somehow

my mom said i had a weird dream cuz of the heat cuz i fell asleep at 2pm-6pm right next to the radiator

^ and i had like 4 hours of sleep this night which is probably a normal amount for the ppl on this app but i usually sleep for 6 hours so i was a bit ... sloggy? I think that's the word

just tried pizza with pineapple for the first time and it was ok? yall are dramatic asf

Hey not even a day on this app and I'm already being followed by a bot lol

oh no tucker slavery and dictatorship is bad

right lol i just watched like 4 eps of dp it was nice

danny n val were so cute in flirting with disaster like might be my fav ship so far. i just like their vibes and all the identity stuff going on. also val got a winx transformation hell yeah. i like the black belt martial arts badass vigilante x some dude dynamic too haha. val's new suit is kinda meh tho, the old one was cuter. i think i just don't like how her face is like, visible in the new one. like i get that it makes showing her expressions easier but she just looked really cool with the faceless evil helmet

sam is cool, i like sam

ngl with the name 'micro management' i thought it would be a jazz episode, but instead it had that guy. he's eh, bullies suck. sometimes he has his good moments but like the whole asshole thing really overshadows them.

i hope that fuckass creep prince guy died or something. double died. like why is bro looking for a bride in a SCHOOL. welp dorathea overthrew him so that's cool. dorathea is a sick name, don't know if i'm spelling it right tho. sam looked sick riding a dragon in that outfit

don't you just hate it when your bffs aren't listening to you so now you gotta become a tyrant and enslave the whole school and make them build the sphynx

lol i hated that episode just because of the embarrassment like damn. i get why tucker was mad abt nobody listening to him tho that looked annoying.

'who the hell is wes'

killed me. also from what i know wes is like a fandom-wide oc, i guess this is how he got his name? lmao

ooh next ep is called 'masters of all time' sounds fun, i like time related stuff

eugh i should really watch the new mlb season im falling behind

dad just told my mom that im weird??? like ok man and you have a cunt ass walk

right so i just watched the ultimate enemy eps and WOAH THAT WAS AWESOME

kinda dark too like damn evil danny just had to watch them all die like that? and then prolly killed human danny too

i like how clockwork changes ages n all, super cool. Ooh and the observers totally remind me of The Watcher lol

Future Valerie was so cool like omg gorgeous

Whatever the fuck happened to johnny was absolutely deserved. Oh and ghosts can have children? Or is box lunch adopted? lunchbox would be kinda cooler as a name but oh well

and ugh it's so hard to pirate stuff in english. like i could not find any working sites with the show in english. sure i could just watch it in russian but Danny's voice kinda icked me?

oh also watched the fenton menace ep and placing danny on a spinning table thing is wild. sheesh surprised how he hasn't actually gone crazy.

Jazz is amazing and deserves everything in the world i love her she's awesome

i just downloaded like 3gb of a show from a google docs link i found on reddit lmao

took me like 30 minutes to figure out how to actually open the episodes after downloading them but it works :D

today a classmate told me i look like a black cat, and i liked that so i feel the need to document it

Paint chipped off in the shape of an eye

My first thought was bill cypher for some reason

This is the first time I've experienced a fic getting deleted AS I WAS READING IT 🥲