Help Everyone And Their Mothers Are Reposting That One Bug Dimentio I Drew, Stopp He Deserves To Be Squashed

@citrus-shygal my explanation got over the reply's character limit so I dearly hope you don't mind me answering in a post <3

Anyways, so there's this rp, twirls hair

Gonna explain it in the most sensible way I know so buckle up lmao

It'd be too long to explain the whole story so I'll be cutting off to where these two first appeared :J But some tl;dr from the rp that's important to note

1. Bro got trapped into the void following his grand defeat and gets liberated thanks to a boy who Isekai'd himself into it and in turn, was able to warp them out. Following a couple rest because shit drained the kid out, Dimentio pledges his mentorship to the boy as to lead him into realizing his ulterior motives. A perfect world.

2. Shithead goes to gear shopping and gets another outfit because god forbid anyone recognizes him in this world lmao- He meets Geno here surprisingly, taking now Equinox's flattering compliments and politeness as hitting on him (woops) unfortunately landing him a date... But mistakes are taken as opportunities as he learns who he really is; A star spirit from above, his key to an unreachable wish. So they're dating in this rp but its mostly one-sided CRIESSS

3. Kiddo teasingly calls them dads. The two playing along accidentally becomes fathers (Enzo cannot escape bedtime)

Oh also Moon Insanity was a server event

• Looking at the red moon would spiral the observer into insanity; Equinox loves a pretty moon, and so does Enzo

4. He married Geno purely to recreate the scenario of the Chaos Heart's summoning; Geno's heartbreaking betrayal now manifesting into a Ztar, another being. Geno takes him in to mentor him into a good path. [He still believes Equinox has some good in him, so didn't kill him on sight 🥲]

5. Chaos Heart no worky, instead, all his powers are gone and it hurts like hell to snap once <3

5. Everyone goes their own way, not once seeing all in the same place. Geno vanishes (He's been summoned iirc) and Enzo is missing (He committed arson what a good kid). Now for the current setting:

For a while, Equinox [The mask] was missing and thus, bitch was left faceless. In this state, his memory is much more hazier and often his motives would hitch into ambiguity as it has no face to store any memories whatsoever.

This has led to some unhinged shit but basically, lil guy that Geno took under his wing found the faceless man and remembering how Geno depicted him with a mask when explaining; quickly caught on that something was wrong. He'd grab a paper and crayon and cut his first mask into a butterfly: This is Falenio

Because of its intent being so pure and the overall energy of it being child-like this mask would shift Dimentio into good-affiliated subconsciousness. Thus making it much harder for him to fuck shit up and often letting the mask take the wheel per say; All the malice that stores within him is suppressed under the child-like voice that keeps begging him to be morally sane.

Bitch couldn't cope with such a mask so he made himself another just to fuck shit up and undo the good he's done. Actively working into his real motives no matter what it takes. Right now this mask hasn't been done yet in canon rp but in crack rp we already have him watch his students get obliterated while eating popcorn cuz that'll train them for the ultimate plan lmao

Please excuse my rambling and overall nonsensical explanation I will now perish

BUT HOLY SHIT THIS MAGICIAN IS AUGH DHJ I LIKE JESTER

Lazy ass colouring but just for pfp because omfg colouring suuckkjs (my tablet it broken afff

"STATUE"

Super Mario RPG - Geno!

It. DOES. IT DOES. AND NOW ITS ALL I LISTEN TO. Thank you for introducing me to Diablo Swing Orchestra, they are all fuckkgn bangers holy shit Spotify, be prepared for another year of restraint interests <3

if ur a dimentio fan and you havent heard the song Malign Monologues by Diablo Swing Orchestra yet fr he could have written it

I highly recommend playing Miitopia with the MCs of your webcomic as the main party cast, for me it was really fulfilling and funny and endeared the story and interactions so much (this is like half my party, the other half are spoilers.....)

PLEASE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH YOUR BLOG MEANS TO ME I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FIND ANY O'CHUNKS FANART ANYWHERE YOU ARE MY SAVIOUR /pos /lh

Whenever I have a chance to put O'Chunks in a drawing I always make sure to seize to opportunity!

I personally find him fun to draw, it's unfortunate not everyone feels the same way. He needs to be appreciated more!!

PS: I actually like pineapple pizza!

"You—Captain 'Arrgh'—and robot Pipe Cleaner." ☕

Johnny x Yaridovich/Speardovich (SpearFin) SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU…

Who’s the cuddler?

Johnny

Who makes the bed?

Yaridovich

Who wakes up first?

This can be debatable. Pirates get up pretty early most of the time, but if Smithy told Yaridovich to get up at the butt crack of dawn, he would.

Who has the weird taste in music?

Johnny and his sea shanties for sure!

Who is more protective?

They both can be, but Johnny I think is more fearless about it. His pugnacious attitude and loyalty speak a lot for his character. Yaridovich is all about kissing Smithy's ass, so I feel he'd be weaker in this department.

Who sings in the shower?

Johnny because I'm pretty sure Yaridovich would short himself out if he was in the water for too long (jk I know he knows waterspout in game but fuck you, that's funny.)

Who cries during movies?

I don't feel like either of them do.

Who spends the most while out shopping?

They both steal. What is this question going on about? Do you think they BUY THINGS?

Who kisses more roughly?

They both have dominance struggles. It's really hard to tell.

Who is more dominant?

This kind of goes with the above, since I feel their rivalry bleeds over into other parts of their relationship. They are always trying to one up each other out of petty spite. They tease each other (romantically and otherwise) and whoever comes out more submissive gets mad and decides to show the other what for and try to force them into submission but they both end up finding out each other's weaknesses and taking full advantage of each other. Past a certain point, I don't think they even truly care. They are both assholes just trying to get a rise out of each other and have too much testosterone that they both don't know what to do with. I feel they're kind of even in this regard. @blueblirdcoffee and I have quite an extensive list of headcanons about these two!

My rating of the ship from 1-10.

It's a 10 for me. Above person made me really love and appreciate SpearFin and I have so much fun with I rp it in dms with them. I only ship two things here currently and my god do I love both ships I'm a part of!

Tying a Bitch 101:

So as an introductory, we must first go through the many issues one would have using traditional methods. This way, we're really knowing what's to be done. Lets begin.

• His magic could easily get him out of a tough spot; He has proficiency in conjuration, evocation and illusion. Among them, Teleport.

• His hands aren't attached to any limbs. They are thus free-roaming, just as Rayman's hand and feet are.

• He floats as a mode of transport; Never does he touch the ground and thus doesn't call for any leg movements. Tying is futile at best.

As we now have all of obstacles listed, lets tackle them. First off, his magic. Dimentio had always relied to snapping his fingers or waving his hands in order to cast spells. In my headcanon, this goes further as he requires to trace the 'container' first and may also cast through signing. A simple solution to prevent all spells to go through... Tape his fingers together, individually. Pair his indexes, majors, rings and pinkies. Just as they're all taped together, with gorilla tape preferably, tape them all into thumbless mitten. Allow not a single wiggle room. Tape tends to stick better to itself from experience. Finish off with salt to injury; Tie his wrists together, criss crossing onto the mitten to fully secure it. leave a tail of rope. Congratulations! Dimentio now has no way of using both his flappy talkative hands and magic. Now pray that he wouldn't remember.

Secondly, his limb's situation. One may not stop now; He may very well use that chunk of hands to knock bystanders. Quite the funny scenario however, Dimentio is weak in both physical combat and constitution; Meaning he doesn't last long before bailing. With the tail of rope left from the tied hands, tie it to a wall loop. Tie it tight. What damage could he do? He's the brain, not the brawn. Besides. He's old. Its position relative to Dimentio would matter slightly, it is best to have them separate from his body as even a nudge could be of great help for an escape. Congratulations! Bitch not only cannot use his magic, he now has them stuck to a wall unable to even use them as punches! His feet however, are still able to pack kicks. Simple enough of a solution; Tie them together and onto the floor, just a couple miles away.

Thirdly, might the 'floating' situation been taken care of already, it doesn't quite rule out Dimentio's possibilities to wiggle the strings loose. Allow no movements, tie him to a train track. My headcanon gives him additional 'limbs' characterized as being hair; Think of Sylveon's feelers from Pokemon. Dimentio has them along his scalp to tailbone and as such, sorry man, duck tapes you whole.

Continuation? Maybe. My brain fucking switched as I typed that lmao,

The funny thing about Imprisoning Dimentio is that you can’t handcuff him. His hands can go through the bars. You can’t tie him up.