Tying a Bitch 101:
So as an introductory, we must first go through the many issues one would have using traditional methods. This way, we're really knowing what's to be done. Lets begin.
• His magic could easily get him out of a tough spot; He has proficiency in conjuration, evocation and illusion. Among them, Teleport.
• His hands aren't attached to any limbs. They are thus free-roaming, just as Rayman's hand and feet are.
• He floats as a mode of transport; Never does he touch the ground and thus doesn't call for any leg movements. Tying is futile at best.
As we now have all of obstacles listed, lets tackle them. First off, his magic. Dimentio had always relied to snapping his fingers or waving his hands in order to cast spells. In my headcanon, this goes further as he requires to trace the 'container' first and may also cast through signing. A simple solution to prevent all spells to go through... Tape his fingers together, individually. Pair his indexes, majors, rings and pinkies. Just as they're all taped together, with gorilla tape preferably, tape them all into thumbless mitten. Allow not a single wiggle room. Tape tends to stick better to itself from experience. Finish off with salt to injury; Tie his wrists together, criss crossing onto the mitten to fully secure it. leave a tail of rope. Congratulations! Dimentio now has no way of using both his flappy talkative hands and magic. Now pray that he wouldn't remember.
Secondly, his limb's situation. One may not stop now; He may very well use that chunk of hands to knock bystanders. Quite the funny scenario however, Dimentio is weak in both physical combat and constitution; Meaning he doesn't last long before bailing. With the tail of rope left from the tied hands, tie it to a wall loop. Tie it tight. What damage could he do? He's the brain, not the brawn. Besides. He's old. Its position relative to Dimentio would matter slightly, it is best to have them separate from his body as even a nudge could be of great help for an escape. Congratulations! Bitch not only cannot use his magic, he now has them stuck to a wall unable to even use them as punches! His feet however, are still able to pack kicks. Simple enough of a solution; Tie them together and onto the floor, just a couple miles away.
Thirdly, might the 'floating' situation been taken care of already, it doesn't quite rule out Dimentio's possibilities to wiggle the strings loose. Allow no movements, tie him to a train track. My headcanon gives him additional 'limbs' characterized as being hair; Think of Sylveon's feelers from Pokemon. Dimentio has them along his scalp to tailbone and as such, sorry man, duck tapes you whole.
Continuation? Maybe. My brain fucking switched as I typed that lmao,
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🔩 • Andro ! — Today at 7:55 PM ((Yarid does it because he only knows scars from abuse, so he'd assume Johnny went through the same thing. He is very gentle with Johnny's scars ))
Cressi — Today at 8:03 PM (If he told Johnny that, he'd kind of pause and think about all the times he got hurt really bad in battle and dragged himself back to the sunken ship to sow up his wounds, and look at his hook.
He'd say, 'every scar I got was from battle, every injury I took on I always tended to myself. I'd drag myself back from defeat and sow 'em up by myself. I never wanted my men to see me like that. What kind of a leader would I be if they didn't see me as someone strong to lean on? I took care of THEM, they didn't need to take care me ME because I'm tough enough to go it alone…but…when I think about it, are they really badges of honor? How's that any different from you stumbling in and collapsing in the floor when you get beat? Maybe…maybe it is…I think about how I suffered alone because I was too prideful.' Then he'd look at his hook. 'Even when I lost parts of myself. I thought suffering through the pain would be worth it in the end. Maybe I put myself through abuse, too…just never thought about it that way.'
You blew his mind Yarid)
Yaridovich actually making Johnny rethink the context of his scars brings me life. Especially since I think Johnny sees his scars as symbols of how tough he is, of how he survived hard battles and showed true strength by living through them and going through immense pain. I don't think he's ever stopped to think about them in a different context.
Listen, this ship is so good and I must share this because honestly I love this dynamic a lot. Thank you @blueblirdcoffee for making me love them so much.
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The way my first thought when i saw the Wicked Grape for the first time was "MASQUERADE THEATRE LADY" and the second was "her and Dimentio should meet"
I have a problem with him
Re-learning how to draw him. It’s been a bit.
Practice doodles.
Oaksy soaksys okay, so I've had to lil liberty to redesign them and implement a sort of hierarchy for their power level!! (Strictly measured by how many stars they have hanging upon trails!) The way I draw them are much more organic rather than following geometry, although within those blobs of a mess, they never really have clear limbs! Often they'll look like melted wax
Physics aside, Magiblots in my canon lore are homunculi, meaning that they're artificially brought to life via a spell and ritual! Alas, why else would the whole population be strictly limited to Castle Bleck? Huehee, Bleck has gone a lil haywire mass creating these little guys and even creating some that really messed up and abandoned the castle to the 100 pits of trials :] This is a very loose loose rambling but that's basically the surface of what I have for magiblots
Magiblot oc
Reminder that I still don't know shit about using Tumblr so sorry if I dm some of you sobss
Take two on posting ! almost puked
Anyways huehehd I'M MACK!!!!
Y'all may know how I went inactive for a bit, there's two reasons for that: 'WHO'S LEAKING SMRPG INTO THE INTERNET WTF' and 'Wow my tablet is broken af'. Guess what though, that's right! I kinnnddd of fixed it with the cost of me having to press harder for every strokes. Anyways enjoy this doodle page of my silly billy husband ft.
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Lil silly guy that belongs to @astr0-lum1n4ry !!
They/Them. Professional autism haver. 19 years of experience. (The 'tism is strong in this one) Check out my art account at @petit-monsieur-pain! I am much more active on discord so cries. ALSO HI I LIKE WOOD AND JESTER
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