God (while creating asshole):- ok this hole will be used for only pooping.
Angels sitting around him:- and ?
God:- and other general merriment purposes
Angels:- are u high??
Imagine if spiders had wheels instead of legs and they would use them to slide down buildings.
Whooooosshhhh there goes spidey John with his usual test drive.
WHAT IF the male version of amazon alexa would be called as Alexis.
I think the reason why cats are always around u is because they see themselves as an alpha of their pack and want to just protect u and the reason they get aggressive sometimes is because they have sensed some danger and wants to warn their idiot hooman
Softball,handball,volleyball,football,cricket,beach ball.....my balls
I can't fucking hear the 22hz frequency in a silent roommmmmm.........
Do u ever just put on a loose shirt and it does that wiggly jiggly thing whenever u move ur hands??????
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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