I Can't Fucking Hear The 22hz Frequency In A Silent Roommmmmm.........
I can't fucking hear the 22hz frequency in a silent roommmmmm.........
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Do u ever just put on a loose shirt and it does that wiggly jiggly thing whenever u move ur hands??????
Y'all motherfuckers on Instagram need to stop posting posts with moaning porn noises.
Seriously none of us accept that we are scrolling down a video of spongebob and Patrick while unmuted and I hear a woman moaning in front of my family.
Fuck y'all.
Parents in 2018 (teaching their child): no don't click that video ,that is a clickbait my son.
Me whenever I hear a reporter asking a celebrity a question like :-
What is the secret to your clear skin???
What is the secret to ur fitness??
What is your diet consists of??
What are ur tips on makeup??
Bitch listen up they are fucking rich
They would coat themselves with chocolate and bathe in it
Go back to ur basement you fat duck.
A bug gets inside my ear
My mother (when I put a q tip inside my ear):- what are u doing???
Me:- I am debugging myself mom.
Hey the slide at the water park is broken so can I slide into ur dms?
Do u think female dogs or cats or animals have male animals of their species in their friendzone.
Like imagine a dog saying
Hey I have been with u since a while now, wanna fuck???
Bitch:- Gary I see u as a friend and our relationship is over now.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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