Me:- I Have Got 99 Problems..

Me:- I have got 99 problems..

Her:- but????

Me:- but what , I have got fucking problems linda

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Even If u live ur life 'yolo' all the time it's not worthy to get diabetes

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thisisywedonteatbugs

7 years ago

Hey I hear u are the hottest single, wanna top my list???

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thisisywedonteatbugs

7 years ago

Whenever u think u r sad and think about suicide just stop and think that if u die ri8 now u would be missing an awful lot of marvel movies...

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thisisywedonteatbugs

7 years ago

No one owns the copyright to ur brain.

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thisisywedonteatbugs

7 years ago

You use buttons to cover your bellybutton

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thisisywedonteatbugs

7 years ago

Ok listen closely.Humans can be fucking superheroes........y? See our fucking mind utilises 10% of its full power - this is a fucking myth but I think so what they meant was humans can only control 10% of our body .I can't fucking control their heartbeat and if I could possibly scale the highest peaks and deepest oceans. If I could control my fucking fat percentage i could eat a lot of burgers and pizzas and fucking walk around the entire Sahara desert. What the myth was that I could only control 10% of my body and if we could control the other 90% u know the entire world would be the flash.

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thisisywedonteatbugs

7 years ago