I Miss The Era Where Rapist And Pedophile Men Were Rounded Up And Slaughtered At A Festival In Honor

Cursed Creature here

day 6: Husky

what i love about hadestown is that, while eurydice is a Real Human Person who suffers hunger and cold, the tiny bastard orpheus’s needs are like

stuff I like

- when the person kidnapped by the villain is all ‘no one’s going to come for me’ and 

- someone does, but it’s the person they’d least expect

- EVERYONE COMES because wow, maybe I am depressed because I didn’t think I knew this many people, much less that they liked me

- no one comes and the villain gets pissed on their captive’s behalf and treats them better than their former associates did

- they rescue themselves and everyone’s so impressed but the person yells because I AM CAPABLE AND YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST NOTICED I’D BEEN KIDNAPPED

- they get rescued by a deus ex machina, preferably their dad/mom/grandma/old associate who is exponentially cooler than the heroes 

basically, I like it when people get rescued and get validation

-core pitch:

Hoziercore:

Trees older than our grandparents

Melted pillar candles

Death and decay

Bruised knuckles and scratches

Unclean firepits

Hoodoo/witchcraft

WOMEN

Old, framed photos

Untouched forests

Antique shops and thrift stores

Incense filled rooms

Dead plants and shrivled, brown leaves

Pressed flowers

Unsexualized nudity

Strange but thoughtful gifts

Pyromania

Crumpled up drawings/poetry

REBELLION

Old fashioned clothes

Graveyards

Unkempt hair

LBGTQIA+

moss

Just a thought...Feel free to add!

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

The creature that sneaks into your fridge at night and eats the crusty milk rings

On the outside I was calm, on the inside I had detailed plans of how I was going to kill you and where to hide your body

remember being an eleven year old girl and being filled with rage? everything i did was from a place in my head where tiny daydream me was smashing plates.

Being asexual like “10/10, but still would not bang.”