On The Outside I Was Calm, On The Inside I Had Detailed Plans Of How I Was Going To Kill You And Where

Nobody:

Every introverted child to someone they didn't like:

HISSS ....or was this just me

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

He’s a “minamifish”

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

Pictures of my cat being a, literal, trash baby

Reading Classics be like:

Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?

If this isn’t me every morning I don’t know what is

No

Dogs but with human teeth and eyes