Nobody:

“I don’t know where I’m going but I’m gay”

Reading Classics be like:

Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?

Aww I saw this on Facebook and thought it was way too good not to repost

what i love about hadestown is that, while eurydice is a Real Human Person who suffers hunger and cold, the tiny bastard orpheus’s needs are like

I’m at that point where I want to run into the woods and disappear and then come back several years later covered in moss, growing antlers, and speaking a language no one else understands

Sorry, I can't come Im busy listening to songs and imagining how I would animate them but never actually animating them

On the outside I was calm, on the inside I had detailed plans of how I was going to kill you and where to hide your body

remember being an eleven year old girl and being filled with rage? everything i did was from a place in my head where tiny daydream me was smashing plates.

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

Everyone was so worried about Reyna getting with Apollo only for her to deadass laugh in his face and realize she don’t need no man, we stan a queen