My Grandma: Well I Can't Call You She And U Can't Call You He So I Try To Just Call You By Your Name.

Cumdip

Sex is cool or whatever but you ever have fundip?

My midnight snack. You'd think I was starving dude.

I found graffiti and I think it looks cool I love graffiti

The words "cum" and "mission goo" just came up on the same thought and I have decided that I will now be selling my brain at auction! You can contact me at 6-

You suck. You're not allowed here. You can't join my club.

What club? Oh it's the club of ugly people, and you're not invited, cause I hate you.

You need to leave, you are banned from my ugly club, banned for life.

If only you were sitting next to me now, instead all I have is an empty space by my side.

(Me at my cat, who has decided to sit on the floor 4ft away from me.)

My version of self care is a wendy's baconator

Random shit post

Person A: *walks into room*

Person B: *unwrapping a square of cheese*

Cat, sitting next to person B with a square of cheese on it's head and two more on it's back and one on its side: *waiting patiently*

Person A: what the hell are you doing?

Person B: I'm making a sculpture so I'm measuring the dementions of cat in cheese because the ruler is straight and the cat is not straight.

Person C in the background: neither am I!

Person D: *walks into room* what the hell are they doing?

Person A: measuring the dementions of our cat with cheese.

Person D: oh! I was gonna knit the cat a sweater, hey (person A's name) how many slices of cheese are in the sweater region?

Person A: about 12 or 13 I'd say.

Person D: I should probably get a second ball of wool then, thanks!

Person C: you might want to take your art project outside, the kitchen is on fire again.

Person B: what the fuck!? What is with you people?!

This man is highly wanted for theft!

What did he steal?

My heart!

Oh! And quite a few explosives.

He might have decided to start world war 3 in a few days?

Lotta nukes.

We should probably stop him in the near future, y'know before the world ends.

Since like, 2016, stim toys are kinda everywhere and everyone wants them and I think its because all of us gen Z and whatever letter comes after Z generation have adhd or autism or both, if you're young and dont have either you are now the misunderstood people cause all social ques will go unnoticed by everyone younger than 25.