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Hanging in the woods part 3

Oww.

Say hello to my plesiosaurus, plesi for short.

This man does not love his son and you cannot change my mind.

If asked his response is just "emotions aren't scientific"

All things considered Dib's Dilemma is objectively pretty low down on the scale of ways in which Dib has been psychologically tormented over the course of canon, but I'm not sure if anything has ever made me feel so genuinely distressed about it, because the entire thing is Dib practicing genuine empathy from a place of personal experience towards someone who never has and never will do the same for him.

Something both Dib and Membrane seem to have in common is an almost pathological need to maintain their version of the Truth™ no matter the personal consequence—they cannot make concessions or compromise their views even for their own direct benefit. Only that's exactly what Dib does here, and it is genuinely just so maddeningly backwards to watch this kid go to bat for a father who has never once validated him or protected him from ridicule, specifically because he knows how unbearable it is to be constantly disrespected and disbelieved. He proves Professor Membrane right at his own expense, because it's the thing he wants most in the world and he loves his father too much to withhold it the way it's been withheld from him.

And what REALLY fucks with me is that Membrane understands exactly how significant this is (perhaps because it is exactly the thing that he's never been able to bring himself to do). He understands the sacrifice being made and still he will not do the same. I literally cannot overstate how much I hate it when this man is self-aware.

I wish I could use a back scratcher on the inside of my lungs, I think that would would feel great and oh so satisfying

Can't wait for the unsolved mystery channels to get ahold of this

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

*Rizz face* Damn girl, are you a PH of 12?

Cause you are basic. *rizz face*

Reblog if you’re closeted or questioning your sexuality or gender

🏳️‍🌈STAY STRONG. YOU’RE VALID EVEN IF YOU DON’T KNOW YET, OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T FEEL LIKE YOU CAN TELL ANYONE. TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME AND DON’T RUSH YOURSELF BECAUSE IT DOES TAKE TIME AND IT WILL COME TO YOU ONE DAY. AND KNOW THAT YOU’RE NOT ALONE. 🏳️‍🌈

"Do you need anything?" Uh, yeah, I need 5 bags of Cocaine and a wiffle bat painted like a shark

I'm failing guys

There are 2 wolves inside you, one simps for sweet and kindhearted twinks, the other simps for big and dangerous bone crushers