This Man Is Highly Wanted For Theft!

Reblog if you’re closeted or questioning your sexuality or gender

🏳️‍🌈STAY STRONG. YOU’RE VALID EVEN IF YOU DON’T KNOW YET, OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T FEEL LIKE YOU CAN TELL ANYONE. TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME AND DON’T RUSH YOURSELF BECAUSE IT DOES TAKE TIME AND IT WILL COME TO YOU ONE DAY. AND KNOW THAT YOU’RE NOT ALONE. 🏳️‍🌈

My fictional crushes really prove that I don't give a fuck how you look and it's all personality based. I'm crushing on all sorts of creatures where looks means absolutely nothing. Sentient robots that all look the same? I like specifically those two with the personality of loser and brave woman. Monsters? What are they like? Is she a badass? Is he a sweet but nervous wreck? Better question are they a cocky little shit? If the answer is yes I want them and any others can fuck off!

Protip: Your corpse will be delicious!

Oh these? No these aren't jolly ranchers, these are my own yummy snack, ranch ranchers (jolly ranchers made of real ranch!)

I'll sell you for a baconator

My version of self care is a wendy's baconator

My midnight snack. You'd think I was starving dude.

There's no way in hell the second pirates of the Caribbean movie came out the same year as meet the Robinsons and ratatouille, I swear ratatouille came out before I was born dude, and there is no way in fuckin hell meet the Robinsons came out anytime after the 90s, no fuckin way in hell itself wtf is going on

"How you vibing?"

I don't answer with words. Instead my entire body starts to vibrate at high speeds, making me blurry and disorienting to look at.

Your world begins to crumble around you and you turn to dust at my feet.

Blood is thicker than water, but syrup is thicker than blood

They say blood is thicker than water

But the people I know are not bland, boring, ordinary water.

The people I know are syrup, sweet and good and interesting.

My blood is thicker than the water around us, but the syrup I surround myself with is thicker and sweeter than blood.

So if you're toxic I'll drown you in Pancake sauce buddy.

Lol

Gotta go fast

Oww.