Aww, Highfuctioning Sociopath Or Not, You're A Sweet Guy, Sherlock! Also, It Would Be Pretty Funny Of

Elementary! 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍☺️😌🥳😋😉😁😇👉🏻👈🏻

Hey Harry, I'm back and I've missed talking to you! 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️☺️😌😉😁🥺🥹😭

oh Spidey! it's been a while...

welcome back?!?

slender brothers in heat head canons? 💕

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Slender

With all of the stress built up, it's a wonder he even gets a heat at all.

But with all that stress, plus the sexual frustration of the heat, he tends to get a little angsty.

This leads to more sexual frustration since his s/o wouldn't be in the mood anymore.

He'll get uncharacteristically touchy with his s/o, maybe even a little rough at times.

Pulling you towards him with a firm hand, or a few tendrils squeezing you towards his towering figure.

Possessive, almost.

The use of his tendrils will become more active throughout the day, especially in bed.

Will probably choke you a lil ngl-

And while he's rutting into you, he'll coil the appanages around your thighs to spread them so he can hilt deeper in that pussy.

He tries to hold himself back during heat, but it's just so hard to ignore.

Especially if he' around his s/o alot, because his body is just screaming at him to fuck them here and now.

Slender has the third-longest heat.

Offender

Complete fucking animal.

If he doesn't have an s/o at the time, he'll probably knock up every woman in sight if he gets the chance.

With, uh, protection of course, to a degree.

That overwhelming urge to fill anyone up overcomes his self-control (no pun intended).

And this man can already go like 5+ rounds in a row, normally, so one can only imagine the lengths he would go to relieve himself of this desperate horniness.

While in the act, he's a little feral.

Growing, groaning, scratching, and biting is only half of the fun.

Don't expect any breaks as Offender is rutting into at inhuman speeds.

He tends to use his tendrils to his advantage, either using them to pin you down or hold your body closer to him.

He never tries to hold back in his heat, he's just so focused on fucking his cum into you, that he doesn't really think about anything else.

Offender's heat is the longest out of the four.

Trender

sUch A wHiNY lIl SHIt IsTG

If he has an s/o, their ear will be talked off from Trender complaining all morning.

He's jacked off at least 6 times in the first few hours of waking up.

And his dick is so hard and throbbing that it's literally painful.

He'll beg his s/o to help him achieve some release.

He doesn't expect them to help him throughout the whole day like, cough, some people.

He'll expect a few rounds but gladly accept more.

He gets really touchy-feely with his s/o, even out of the bedroom.

Just walking past you, he literally has to rake his hands along your thighs and bite/kiss your neck or he'll go insane.

If you lean back into his touch or touch him back, even just a hand on his arm, you'll get pounded on the kitchen counter.

He doesn't use his tendrils alot, but he doesn't have an issue using them when reminding you who's really in control.

His heat is the least aggressive, and it's more about just being horny all the time than seeking out someone to mate with.

Trender has the shortest heat.

Splendor

There's not a moment in his heat where his ears and/or cheeks aren't a deep shade of red.

He secludes himself to his room to try and relieve his pent up sexual tension.

Even in his sleep, he wakes up to find his hips rocking against the covers.

He hates to bother his s/o but he just needs this so bad.

Be careful if you let him go more than two rounds, cause then he starts to get a bit animalistic.

The raw, prolonged, mixture of passion and pleasure during his heat is enough to send him over the edge of rational thinking.

With his mouth split open to reveal some rather sharp teeth, he's not afraid to leave good-sized and bleeding love bites along your neck, breasts, thighs, and whatever else he can sink his teeth into.

He just needs you. He needs your body, he needs your love to ride out this heat.

He tries to be gentle, but when his emotions get the best of him Splendor can get rather unknowingly rough.

Pretty little claw marks also decorate your thighs next to the love bites.

Splendor has the second-longest heat.

Do you have any headcannons for the kind of wired stuff the slender brothers got into as kids/ their sibling dynamic?

Slender Brothers 

None of the brothers liked Splendor after he was born.

In fact, Offender and Trender were always finding unique ways to either hide their baby brother in hopes that Mother would forget about him or, just straight up sell him to people on the street.

Neither of these tactics worked, for obvious reasons.

Splendor was just having a ball the entire time though.

Trender found a way to sew him into a cocoon made of the drapes in the entry hall.

Mother came home and immediately saw this lump running in circles, trying to get out of the curtain, laughing the entire time.

We have confirmed that Splendor has, in fact, eaten dirt as a child.

Probably Offender, too, let's be honest.

Splendor is the youngest sibling, so everyone just low key bullied him.

Still does

But he always found a way to passive-aggressively get them back.

Blackmail, for example.

They always try to get along in front of their mom.

To a, make her happy and b, they know they'll get a smack to the head if they don't stop being fools.

Offender got in a physical fight with Slender in his teenage years because Slender ushered his lady-friend out of the house while Offender was using the bathroom.

Offender got pissed, and his first angsty teenage instinct is to start swinging.

He got a few hits on Slender before he got chucked through the kitchen window.

And Splendor and Trender were just standing there with their fruit loops like: 👁️👄👁️

Slender is petty as hell, so he still holds it against him to this day, which is why they're always a little tense around each other.

LITERALLY me when talking about spiders.

POV you made a popular post about insects

Could you please do head cannons for the slender brothers about a s/o who's autistic and is having a break down on how they would help her ✨ I had to after seeing one of your recent posts, thank you!

I’m sorry these are short! I’m not experienced with autism, but I’ve done the research and hope I got everything correct. I understand that not all meltdowns are the same, so I tried to just get the general picture.

Slender

His voice is calming and soothing as he talks to you

He’ll fetch your stim objects and perhaps your favorite snack or drink to get you calm enough to talk to him.

He’ll guide you to a safer/quieter/ dark place.

He’ll try to find the root of the meltdown and see what he can do to fix it.

Or if there’s something that you need, he’ll fetch it for you.

He’s very logical, so it’s likely he’ll creatively work with you to find out the problem by asking questions.

If you need some alone time, he’ll leave if need be. 

But out of habit he’ll peek in on you from time to time to make sure you’re not injuring yourself or getting overly panicked.

After the melt down, he’ll talk soothingly and suggest a warm bath after grounding yourself.

He’ll ask if you want or need anything and he’ll get said item. 

If you’re alright with being touched and held now, he’ll give you a solid hug and squeeze you against him.

Offender

He doesn’t know exactly what to do, but he tries his best to talk you through it. 

He’ll ask you how he can help you calm down, then he’ll try and go from there. 

He’ll fetch you something if you need it, 

But if it’s hidden somewhere he probably won’t find it bc he’s kinda blind when it comes to finding things ngl

But he’ll try and find a nice subsitute in the meantime.

He’s not too good with calming people down, but he’ll use his calming voice to soothe your emotions.

Will mayyybe (definitely) beat someone up if they were being too loud and annoying that triggered your meltdown.

After you’ve cooled off, he’ll hug and kiss you if you want and bring you some water so you stay hydrated.

Trender

He’ll go into New-York-City-Intern mode and fetch anything he thinks you need.

Comfort Item? Check

Stim toys? Check?

Cat? Check

Dog? Already on top of s/o.

WheReS The wATER? Oh, there it is!

Probably more scared than you are because he struggles to be a good boyfriend all of the time and just wants to make you feel better <3

He’ll sit by your side and try to talk it out, even if he’s not the best at communication, or talking at all, for that matter.

He might pull out some special fabrics he knows you like to stim with to help calm you down once the worst part is over.

He’ll also pull out some nifty bath bombs to help you relax post-meltdown.

Splendor

He’s so distressed too bc all he wants to do is HUG YOU and give you his love and affection.

But he can’t so he uses his words to try and help you calm down.

He carries some of your stim things and comfort items in his pockets bc he likes them too and it reminds him of you.

He’ll guide you away from the situation at hand, and sit you down in a quiet place, possibly dark too if he can find one.

He doesn’t have any trouble using his words to calm you down, he’s a great talker.

And if this has happened before, he always knows the path he has to take to calm you down correctly.

But once it’s over, he’ll avoid the area of the meltdown and take you somewhere relaxing, probably the bedroom for you to take a nice nap.

Isn't entomomania the obsession with insects? Also, can I have some of the cake too? That looks so good! 🕷️❤️😘😍🥰😌😅☺️😉😁🥹🥺🤤🥳💯👉🏻👈🏻

Hi there, Mr. Holmes! What are your thoughts about arachnophilia and entomomania? *Leaves big chocolate cake for you*

Arachnophilia and entomomania? How thoroughly... intriguing. The love of spiders and the fear of insects. I suppose everyone needs a lexicon hobby.

Without proper context, I'm afraid I don't have any interesting thoughts on them.

As for the cake, your offering is duly noted. I trust it is dark chocolate?

I think, it may be some type of mating call! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍🤭😁😳😉😌☺️😏🤣😂💯👀✨👉🏻👈🏻

sherlock....i don't think people mean eat you like that

Then how do they mean it?

Slenderman HC how to get him in the mood and how he gets his s/o in the mood, and what does he do if they say no?

Slender {NSFW mention}

Step 1: Sit on lap

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.

He’s an easy man to please, and if his s/o sits on his lap while he’s working, he’ll give in real easily to the distraction.

Or he’ll pretend to shoo them away and then call them back.

Also, any thigh-high stockings really tend to capture his attention.

So, struct in his office with some nylons, and sit on his lap, wrap your arms around his neck and tell him how much you’ve missed him all day,  and he won’t be able to resist you.

He’s a romantic guy, so he’ll most likely kiss ass all day for an amazing night to follow.

But if it happens to be an unplanned thing, you can easily find his mood by his actions.

Light touches on your hips, a kiss on the neck that lasts a second too long, and hushed whispers about how he’ll treat you once you get some alone time.

He doesn’t beat around the bush too much when it comes to mentioning his needs.

If they say no, he’ll pout on his own for a little bit.

And maybe sulk at the window.

He’ll also be kind of petty,

“It’s not like I finished work early or anything-”

Just snide little comments that make you glare in his direction.

He shuts up quickly, after you do that, though.

He’ll just jerk one out to alleviate himself, although he’d much rather have you there with him to help.

Hey could I get some good omens content? Maybe Aziraphale x fem reader headcanons?

sorry for getting to this so late! 

- if you have long hair this boy will definitely braid it all the time. 

- if he gets attached he will stick to you like glue. 

- he always is attempting to get you to smile. 

- is a total cuddler 

- his main nickname for you would be darling or sweetheart 

- it is very easy to fluster him 

- if you’re into reading he will find you very old books 

- if you get sick he will not leave your side until you get better 

- he was very flustered the first time you called him baby 

- he tries to keep pda to a minimum around Crowley, but he sometimes slips up :)

- if he ever gets jealous just pepper him in kisses 

- gives the best birthday gifts 

- he’s not much of a flirter but when he does prepare to be flustered 

- loves to carry you either it be in his arms or on his back 

- if you’re ever sad he will cuddle with you and attempt to get you to laugh 

- if ya’ll ever fight just make sure to give him space, he’ll come around 

Exactly! And no other spider can ever replace me I hope!! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😉😏😋☺️🤭😁😌🥺🥹😳🙂💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

Would u like a pet cat or something more exotic? A spider perhaps?

I have a Spider already, thanks.

A cat might threaten it.