My Only Hope For Amphibia: Strange Voyage Is That Maddie Flour Plays A Major Role. She Was Criminally

Tumblr is giving me the craziest ads. What the fuck is this. What does this even mean? Is witchcraft genetic?

I wish I joined the fandom early enough for bone pit. It's so fucking funny but if I started now it would be forced

Come to think of it, Dana does have some inspired stuff from Hollow Knight in her show. I use (mass grave pit, shadowy being named Collector, ect)

candace flynn is a lot like sisyphus if you think about it

My cognitive psychology professor would do numbers on Tumblr. He frequently uses examples for the things he's explaining, so he's invented a child named "little Billy" who suffers constantly in his lecture topic examples. He has told us hypotheticals in which little Billy gets eaten by a pack of wild animals, chased by dogs, had a stroke, got part of his brain removed, drowned, lost limbs and developed phantom limb syndrome, and watched 9/11 happen twice. No blorbo has suffered more than little Billy from my cognitive psychology professor's brain.

Being socially awkward not only offline but also online is the worst. Imagine having one friend who has like a million more.

Ahhrhhrggrrr. Just finished playing the wrath of the gods update. I need to gush. Spoilers ahead.

The Solyn questline is pure peak. Noxus just showing up and blotting out the fucking sun for the whole second half of the game? Insanity. And it starts snowing? WATER FREEZES? Just. Incomprehensible peak. And the other NPCs actually reacting? I had to listen to the goblin tinker confidently bullshitting about whipping up a gadget to fix the eldritch portal blocking out the sun and complaining about his solar panels not working... So many times... I love it.

Additionally.

AHAHSHDHSH SOLYN NOO COME BACK I MISS YOU NOOOOO MOTHER FUCKING NOXUS YOU BITCH ASS HEXAGON I WISH I COULD KILL YOU AGAIN

Pfffff. Genuinely went through the stages of grief after that.

Denial.

":0"

Anger.

"XEROC YOU BITCH I BET THIS IS YOUR FAULT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"

Bargaining.

"Ok so if I kill Nameless Deity he'll bring her back. Just gotta kill god real quick ok ok ok ok doable I can do that"

Depression.

I went around my world gathering all her stuff and decorating her campsite, and completed her bookshelf. I changed my vanity to be more suited for mourning. I equipped Yorazior's scowl for fuck's sake.

Acceptance.

The true ending... Ughhh. I de-equipped the scowl after that...

In conclusion. Peak peak peak peak peak peak Solyn I love you

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

Saw this and knew what I had to do

Having this empty void here to shout my thoughts into is really helping me learn which thoughts should stay inside. Just a moment ago I thought about shouting something stupid and long winded, and now I'm shouting this instead. Thanks, void.

Alright, folks. From now on I will be posting things. Real things. Things with substance. Receive a piece of merchandise? Post. Eat a bagel? Do not post. Bake the silksong cake? Post, coming soon. Be ready. Or don't. I don't care.