You Think He Still Wraps The Presents Like That

“I don’t think that I accepted that I wasn’t gonna die young until I was 26 or 27. I really don’t think I fully…when I was 14, 15, 16, 17–I mean I knew as sure as I know that I am wearing green shoes that I was going to die before much happened. It was a certainty for me. And I had shaken off the directly suicidal urge by the time I was 21 or 22, but I still was pretty sure I was going to die pretty young, it really felt like an inevitability. It takes a long time to realize no, you’ve changed…if you shared those feelings with people at some point you go, ‘well, I guess we’re going to stick around.’ And it’s a funky thing to admit because there’s a part of your inner younger self that kind of judges you for that.”

John Darnielle fucking me up with the single most relatable thing he’s ever said

ppls shirts will be like “I’m not antisocial I just hate you.” “I’m not sarcastic you’re just stupid.” bitch i don’t even know you

i took a screenshot and it looks really cute <3

Ahaha fair I’m jealous of your sanity

i’m a phannie in 2020 bold of you to assume im sane

stop offering me food can’t u see im trying to starve to death

Closed hand

the purpleish black

made by you

makes it seem

it never came through

the feeling

releasing every day

will it ever

go away?

what is it about,

do you want to feel it too?

or am i the only one,

who loves to feel blue?

- beatriz a.

if you need me i’ll be thinking about this polaroid being taken

literally me doing the exact same thing

things my roommate has said whilst making the umbrella academy children and mansion in the sims that sound like quotes from reginald hargreeves:

“i was so focused on his traits that i forgot to give him a name.”

“now it's time to figure out which children i like best.”

“see the unfortunate thing is that i hate all of you.”

“well some of you are just going to have to get bedrooms that look out onto a brick wall.”

“awe, vanya looks so happy. well she's not going to look like that for much longer.”

“oh, that's hideous. take that off and put your uniform on right now.”

“well, you see this isn't great, but it's what you're getting.”

“some of you might fall down the stairs, but we are all just going to have to live with that.”

“shit, i lost count of my children. which one is number four again?”

“if you're not smart enough to figure out how not to fall down the stairs, you're not smart enough to be my child.”

“they have been offered adult supervision. is that not enough?”

“this is a children prison, which is for children.”

tom riddle fanfic

to whoever's interested i have a tom riddle fanfic on AO3 it's still in its beginnings. if you love tom as much as I do and want to live vigorously through an original character here's the description:

✬✭Tom and Jennifer are binary stars, shining very bright and turning around each other, burning any planet close to their orbit until there's no matter left.

Most importantly, burning off both their own matter, their souls until there's barely any left.

But both stay gravitationally bound, no way of escaping the destruction they leave behind, and no way of escaping each other. ✬✭

⤏𝒜𝓀𝒶 a story throughout Tom's Hogwarts years in which he falls into Jennifer Garrick's orbit, and she right into his.

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1937-1945 | updates every week!!

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Hope you like it if you check it out ;) I see a lot of people like tom over here.