Stop Offering Me Food Can’t U See Im Trying To Starve To Death

Dan acting exasperated by people responding to his story saying it's wholesome as if they weren't all being sarcastic,,, this has the same dumbass energy as phil thinking the 'are you gay' questions for his video were serious

to be fair like several people in my discord server went 'oh lol i thought it was a dick at first' like yes lovelies that was the joke

to be continued . . .

happy birthday to me 🎈

hi ..

happy birthday, hello internet!

hits different now for sure 🖤

@danielhowell

being bisexual isn’t being “half straight, half gay”. You gotta leave room for the depression