Fuck All Romance Except Whatever The Fuck That Lil Cowboy And Roman Guy From Night At The Museum Had

I am a part of the “watched all the seasons at once so I can’t tell them apart” club and the “I had to wait to long for the next one I have forgotten what already happened” club as well as “so much Fanfiction has been read I actually quoted it as canon information” club

Edit: this got a huge surge in notes during winter break, all I can say is same

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren

You know what I need in my life?

THE BEST FANFICS MADE INTO MOVIES

With the same actors. Or people that look like they could really be them. Or official animations.

Literally my biggest dream that’s probably most definitely not coming true.

Incorrect quote.

Loki: I’m making you another drink.

Peter: Okay Mr Loki.

Loki, passes Peter another drink:

Peter, chugs the whole thing:

Loki: Ha so much for your Spidey sense!

Peter: No, I knew you poisened it I just didn’t want to hurt your feelings.

Loki:

Loki: Wait here, I’m getting you the cure.

Peter: Why?

Loki: I’m keeping you.

sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

fall out boy // church

someone: oh, you’re on marching band? cool! what instrument do you play?

me: uhhhhhhhh ᶦ’ᵐ ᶦⁿ ᵍᵘᵃʳᵈ

Can I just fall asleep in someone’s arms while watching Fantasia...

Can we please just start oppressing gamers now?

Because cosplay has no age.