Loki: I’m making you another drink.
Peter: Okay Mr Loki.
Loki, passes Peter another drink:
Peter, chugs the whole thing:
Loki: Ha so much for your Spidey sense!
Peter: No, I knew you poisened it I just didn’t want to hurt your feelings.
Loki:
Loki: Wait here, I’m getting you the cure.
Peter: Why?
Loki: I’m keeping you.
Ow 🥺
He has such baby energy
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
-when the wind takes your flag to the other side of the football field -when it rains and your silk gets heavy and sticks to your body/your weapon slides right out of your hands -when you order new gloves and you have to break them in and until then you can’t squeeze -when your flag comes untaped in the middle of flag block -when your friend’s flag comes untaped in the middle of flag block -wind -when it’s windy and you’re holding a pose or something and your flag makes the “whoop whoop whoop whoop” sound -when your instructor says “one more time” (lie) -when you tell people you’re in color guard and they’re like “oh cool my friend is in rotc” -wind -when you tell people you’re in drum corps and they say “i didn’t know you play the drums” -when you have to wear performance blacks because your uniform isn’t ready yet -wind -when it’s hot outside and your uniform is 72829922 layers -when it’s cold outside and your uniform is very revealing -glove tans
Hufflepuff have the tendency to be incredibly touchy Feely with those that they are close too. So if you ever plan to engage in a long-term relationship with a Hufflepuff, get ready for the cuddles.
Can I just fall asleep in someone’s arms while watching Fantasia...
Behind the scenes of Mary Poppins
I answer for no one.
IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
The Infinity Saga (2008-2019)
•the randomness that is me•@braindump03@witchy-n-stuff03@aesthetic-n-stuff3
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