*working On Our Chem Packet*

things that annoy color guard members

-when the wind takes your flag to the other side of the football field -when it rains and your silk gets heavy and sticks to your body/your weapon slides right out of your hands -when you order new gloves and you have to break them in and until then you can’t squeeze -when your flag comes untaped in the middle of flag block -when your friend’s flag comes untaped in the middle of flag block -wind -when it’s windy and you’re holding a pose or something and your flag makes the “whoop whoop whoop whoop” sound -when your instructor says “one more time” (lie) -when you tell people you’re in color guard and they’re like “oh cool my friend is in rotc” -wind -when you tell people you’re in drum corps and they say “i didn’t know you play the drums” -when you have to wear performance blacks because your uniform isn’t ready yet -wind -when it’s hot outside and your uniform is 72829922 layers -when it’s cold outside and your uniform is very revealing -glove tans

To the best night of my life...

The ”We Don’t Deserve Them” Trio

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on

Because cosplay has no age.

The first Lost Boy

Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language

and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)

but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first

Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke

and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people

and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

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