Steve Harrington. The OG Ally

fall out boy // church

“Victorians were stuffy prudes.”

I imagine that Peter Parker is probably pretty similar to the way Tony Stark was at his age, and so like Tony works out some of his habits and stuff pretty early on. And because they spend so much time in the workshop together it’s easy to fall into a rhythm and stuff. Tony learns that Peter knows Spanish and Italian, and so they sometimes wander off into either of those languages so they can keep eachother on their toes. When they’re both Deep in The Zone™ and talking takes up too much brain space that they need to focus on their work, they sort of learn to communicate through knocking against the table a certain amount of times to signal when they need a tool or a helping hand or something. Occasionally one of them just throws out huge strings of numbers or equations and the other replies with an equally mind-boggling formula before they drift off into focused silence again.

Anyway now imagine someone like Steve or Rhodey walking in and like. Trying to understand how the FUCK these two are communicating with eachother. Tony knocked three times and Peter gave him a screwdriver and made them both coffee? They just??? Fucking slip into Colloquial Spanish sometimes without any forewarning? Last night Tony literally just stared at Peter for twenty seconds straight and then Peter said ‘four’ and it was apparently what Tony had been looking for because he gave a thumbs up and then turned back to his project???????

*rolls eyes* I could go on for hours about this…

Pro Tip

If you’re a rookie (or heck, a really annoying veteran marcher) don’t try to patronize those who are older or more experienced than you unless they are very clearly in the wrong (for example, 15 steps ahead of the line). It’s not only disrespectful more often than not, but chances are you don’t know what you’re talking about and they will be able to realize and correct their own mistakes without input from someone who doesn’t have as much experience as they do (assuming they’re self-aware enough to realize they’re not perfect). Plus, if it’s really an issue the directors will address it, you should probably just focus on learning your own show.

(And all you older/more experienced marchers, don’t be jerks when know you’re in the wrong)

y’know what’s fucking nuts

most teenagers need 9 to 9 1/2 hours of sleep per night. that leaves 14 1/2 hours open per day.

the average length of a school day is 6 hours and 42 minutes.

most teachers say students get around 3 1/2 hours of homework per day.

on average, high school students have about an hour of extracurriculars a day.

teenage who have jobs work two hours and 25 minutes per day (more on weekends) on average.

allowing an hour for dinner, and another hour total for showering/grooming, that’s a bit over 15 1/2 hours.

that’s an hour more than what’s left over after you factor in a healthy amount of sleep. and that’s without any breaks/transportation time/snacks/family time etc.

the expectations that society has for teenagers mean it’s basically impossible for us to get enough sleep unless you sacrifice one or more of the above activities.

but noooo, it’s those damn phones

(you can find pretty much all of these statistics with a simple google search)

*working on our chem packet*

person 1: *out of nowhere* did you guys know that if someone dies during a test everyone else gets a 100

person 2: WHO WANTS TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM FOR OUR TEST ON FRIDAY,, COME ON GUYS

*half the class raises their hands*

teacher: *horrified* i think some of our students need to see the counselor

woah

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

u hate me?? wow so much in common already

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