I Imagine That Peter Parker Is Probably Pretty Similar To The Way Tony Stark Was At His Age, And So Like

Hufflepuff Moment #30

Hanging out with another fellow Hufflepuff is truly enjoyable. We discuss our innermost thoughts and true feelings with one another and get secret confessions off of our back if we’re comfortable enough. The best way to hang out tends to be over meals, or sharing a snack, but of not food related, a good romance or fantasy movie is just fine.

Incorrect quote.

Loki: I’m making you another drink.

Peter: Okay Mr Loki.

Loki, passes Peter another drink:

Peter, chugs the whole thing:

Loki: Ha so much for your Spidey sense!

Peter: No, I knew you poisened it I just didn’t want to hurt your feelings.

Loki:

Loki: Wait here, I’m getting you the cure.

Peter: Why?

Loki: I’m keeping you.

Big pet peeve, we need room, we don’t want to hit you, you really don’t want to get hit (and don’t cross the road in the middle of the block, guard and band)

From someone who has performed at Disney..

Please don’t walk next to us while on a parade route, and if you do, please watch your distance. I marched with my color guard in Magic Kingdom. We have restrictions as to how we perform. We can’t toss. Are can’t fully extend our arms. We have to leave 3-5 feet between us and the sidewalk or wherever guests are. And the last time I was in a parade there was a woman walking at least a foot next to me as I was spinning. I kept trying to miss her as I was doing my routine, but unfortunately I did hit her a few times because she was walking next to me. If you are family recording us, and you know the distance we are supposed to be, that’s fine. But this was someone who was blatantly walking next to me, paying no attention to the six foot pole I was spinning. So please. If you are watching the parades, keep your distance. Thank you.

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

I’m using this

“Ladies, we are not dinosaurs, put your arms down under those tosses. What is this, Jurassic Park?”

assistant guard director

*working on our chem packet*

person 1: *out of nowhere* did you guys know that if someone dies during a test everyone else gets a 100

person 2: WHO WANTS TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM FOR OUR TEST ON FRIDAY,, COME ON GUYS

*half the class raises their hands*

teacher: *horrified* i think some of our students need to see the counselor

Because cosplay has no age.

being a writer is like *googles synonym for bad* *googles synonym for happy* *googles synonym for tired* *googles synonym for walked* *googles synonym for

My colleagues are so fuckin stupid and I don’t know whether to blame them individually or blame Society™