"Miss, Can You Inject Insulin Into A Random Person?"

“Physically I’m here, but spiritually I’m in 15th century France being a lesbian.”

“I consulted the stars and they said fuck you.”

-Me

That’s the culprit

“MEEEOOOWWWW!”

-My cat. Loudly. In my face. At 3am. Every night.

"I'm gorgeous, it's my personality that's the problem."

"What happens if you inject AI with adrenaline?"

“I would make a better Hitler than Hitler!”

-My brother

"God is a pop culture icon."

“I refuse to get this philosophical over Pingu.”

“She’s a basic bitch with a basic calculator”

-One of the wisest people I ever knew

"I'm so lonely... SHIT I FORGOT TO EMAIL THEM BACK!"