I... I just saw a kid with a jar of Nutella. He just brought Nutella to school in his backpack and took it out in maths.
“Isn’t he the spoon God?”
-Somebody who probably just discovered a new religion
"I am feeling emotions and I am not sure how to deal with it."
"I can't breathe! I mean... I can, but why would I want to?"
-A very relatable girl in my drama class
“I do NOT have slugs on my face!”
-Someone who, as I can confirm, did not have slugs on their face
"Maybe they're hoping the cow is in the market for a sugar daddy"
“I’m far too goth for gravey.”
-Me, not goth in any way
“Nothing is ever romantic if one person involved is dead!”
"Thank you for defending my honour, I'm the Loch Ness Monster."
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