I Just Wanted You To Know That Your Username Is Pure Gold And Now I’m Wishing I Thought Of That Lmaoo

i just wanted you to know that your username is pure gold and now i’m wishing i thought of that lmaoo

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god, I love the dynamics between Merlin and all the other characters because he does such WEIRD shit and they all just DEAL WITH IT

it’s like. imagine you’re a prince and you’re used to getting everything you want and then suddenly your servant is this teen that regularly gets into fights with raccoons. this supposed alcoholic is just following you around and trying to fight everyone every second. every day you wake up to this kid like. attempting to put out a fire in your room and you just?? accept it??

or imagine you’re a knight and your one job is to protect the prince and this punk ass kid is just. throwing stuff at him. and the prince keeps threatening to stop him but he hasn’t?? and like this kid is scrawny but he’s about to throw a full table at your boss and instead of being responsible your knight friend Leon is just completely losing it. he’s not even breathing he’s in hysterics watching someone threaten the future king. he’s been laughing for a solid minute and you can’t even tell if he’s breathing. like??

Gwen probably went home every day and just immediately passed out because her bestie is some freak that drinks goblets of poison and refuses to explain himself. how do you even emotionally deal with that? with this weirdo placing himself into your life and like. stealing the princess’ clothes? absolute legends, all of them


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every single day.

the feminine urge to reread the raven cycle


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i love these idiots

when a snack is stuck in a vending machine

tries to get the snack by sticking their arm in the slot: isaac lahey, kira yukimura

shakes the vending machine: allison argent, vernon boyd, derek hale, jackson whittemore

punches/kicks glass: malia tate, cora hale, erica reyes

asks someone for help: lydia martin

all the above, in that order: stiles stilinski


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PLEASE HELP ME FIND THIS FANFIC OR PIECE OF WRITTING

it’s been so long i can’t even remember where or how i read it but basically it’s yamaguchi and tsukishima (from haikyuu) and they’re making out on a bed i think and yams is all shy and asking tsukki to spit in his mouth cuz he likes that,, and tsukki is shocked at first but then he dOES IT WLDJHSKAKAHA i just remember loving it so much and need it againnnn


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yes. just yes.

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Can we please bring male corsetry into style it’s like a basic vest but laced up all pretty.

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Anyways, male corsetry by Innova is really cool. 


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