How The Fuck Am I Supposed To Function When One Of My Classmates' Stupid Phrases They Say Whenever A

reblogging this so i can find it when i write my fnaf/pope crossover fic (i know nothing about either topic)

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

BREAKING MY SILENCE.

congrats!!!

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

@tired-toutured-barista

you <3

“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.”

— Hafiz

“I hope this email finds you well”

First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3

It doesn't take a killer to murder / It only takes a reason to kill

Have you seen the official HP website's April Fool's prank where they tried to make the front page all about Draco? The article singing Draco's praises might as well have been written by Harry...

No! When was this?! And lolllll. Bet that's what Voldemort saw the one time he tried to look in Harry's head in book 6.

@vocabulary-altering-posts

If this triggers your MAGAt ass you can go f-ck yourself with a porcupine carcass.

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either