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@vocabulary-altering-posts

If this triggers your MAGAt ass you can go f-ck yourself with a porcupine carcass.

small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:

WAIT PEOPLE ARE USING THE PAPER CRANE SCENE TO MAKE IT DR*MIONE??? ITS SO DRARRY CODED

everytime a dr*mione edit jumpscares on my screen i think about the audacity those bitches have to steal romione and drarry canon scenes

like bro, hermione describing her amortentia? ROMIONE

the paper crane? DRARRY ASS SCENE

thats cultural appropriation 🙂‍↕️

going through a mental breakdown? have you tried writing fanfiction?

whats the W-Phrase? like woah ma- *elvis gimmick blogs trample me like mufasa in the lion king*

gonna be honest i never played new vegas because i don't even like existing right now vegas

@tired-toutured-barista look look its me omg

can confirm i am locked the fuck in reblogging this post (not on any of the stuff i need to be doing rn tho)

ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

If you hate Lily Evans you will die and go to hell

we like the same things and i like your style ꩜‧ ₊ ˚ ♪

this. this is why my worst fucking fears are my parents.

"You will never find someone who loves and cares about you like I do."

That's something abusive husbands say to their wives right before murdering them.

This is pure bullshit abuser propaganda.