No…. No, He Would Never Miss

How many Einstein’s have spent their lives washing dishes and how many Mozart’s bent over stoves instead of pianos because they had the misfortune of being born a woman?

Barty Crouch Jr would be the uncle that would rant to 6 year old Luna about his issues with Evan while she paints his nails pink and puts hello kitty hair clips to hold his hair back, and then he would 100% follow her advice.

He’d be THAT bitch and that’s why he’s Luna’s favorite. (I’m kidding) (or am I)

So, I’m reading my first omega-verse fic and I genuinely have a couple of questions regarding it. So, alphas can be with alphas but can omegas be with omegas? And if not, what if two omegas are together before they present? Also, how do betas really fit in this dynamic because, I understand like the alpha is the protector or whatever and the omega is the like the mother figure, so what do betas do? I have a couple more but I don’t know exactly how to word them, so if anyone wants to answer or just explain things in the comments or reblogs that would be awesome

Are u even having fun on tumblr if u don't gain a slight crush on a mutual. Are u even using it right. Let's be honest

Ok we all know Eddie uses Stevie for cute reasons but what if for a while (before they start dating) Steve keeps thinking Eddie means it in an ironic/condescending way because of this right here. And he actually hates it even more than King Steve.

why is it okay for cis boys to talk about their dicks 24/7, but when humans with a uterus and a vagina talk about their period once they get weird looks and comments???

why is it okay for cis guys to talk about how hard they get, but a vagina owner can’t talk about how wet they get?

the equal rights do not exist, apparently

It’s always “what is your favorite color?” and never “what are your thoughts on the intensely queer coded relationship of Neil Perry and Todd Anderson in the 1989 film ‘Dead Poets Society’”

Happy birthday to me, my bestie, and our husband Tom Blyth!!!!❤️🎉👑🎊

OR HEAR ME OUT

Luna and Harry are the pines twins and they go to live with their uncle Sirius. He is weird and eccentric but they think he is cool. Harry finds the books and they find out that he had the third one. Not only that but his brother, Regulus, was stuck in another dimension for years. Harry immediately sticks to Regulus like glue. Old man McGucket could be Barty, Regulus’ old friend from college who helped him make the machine.

This is all i have so far but i love this au idea lol

The Pine twins=The Rosier Twins

They are the same exact people and you can’t convince me otherwise