OR HEAR ME OUT

Lily Evans likes to come with a women between her legs

jegulus shipers in my inbox trying to tell me how saying kys because of ship is wrong, like who's actually going to kill himself just because some user in internet typed that ?

idc about y'all, ship your nazi character with every hp character I don't care, but honestly I wish nothing but only bad things to you, your pathetic ship will never even be close to jily and their REAL love

cry about it

Lily: This is my boyfriend James, and this is James’ boyfriend Regulus. 

Mrs. Evans: Oh… Sorry what’s the situation? 

Lily: What do you mean?

Mr. Evans: How does this work?

Lily: Well, James and Regulus got together first, a year later James and I got together, and were all planning to move in together next year after Regulus graduates. 

Mr. and Mrs. Evans: …

I cant tell is i want to BE regulus black or be WITH regulus black. The lines are too blurry

I’m looking for another fic, i don’t remember a lot about it but its jegulus with asexual Regulus who runs away to the potters and i remember Peter messes with Regulus’ memories and it has demisexual Sirius, but thats basically all i remember and i was hoping someone could find it

Reading fanfiction and listening to Chappell Roan because arson is a crime

"you swore that you loved me but where were the clues?"

@my-castles-crumbling ttpd microfic thingie

"I love you," James said, promising that soon he would end things with Lily.

"I love you," he swore as he went to the Yule Ball with Evans instead.

"I love you," he insisted as Regulus pointed out that they only meet at night.

"I love you," he whispered as he took Sirius away and left Regulus behind.

"I love you," he pleaded as Regulus finally ended it.

"I loved you," he said when he saw the Mark. But where had the clues been? Maybe if he had meant it, Regulus wouldn't be here now.

Anyone who wants to do this!!!!!

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NEEDS TO DO THIS

I’m movie lovers🎬🎞️🎥

A Short (Unserious) Analysis of Steve and Robin in the Reunion Scene

Robin: Oh hey someone ordered pizza Steve: Thank god, I’m starving Robin: Is it just me or are there a lot of delivery drivers in that van Steve: No there’s definitely a lot of people in that van Robin: Maybe there’s a lot of pizzas

Robin: Nope that’s not pizza Steve: Goddammit. I’m hungry Robin: Oh hey it’s the Byers family I thought they were in California Steve: Ah fuck it’s Mike. As if this week couldn’t get any worse Robin: Dude Nancy thought he was dead c’mon Steve: I wish he was dead

Robin: Shit everyone’s running towards them Steve: Should we walk over too? Yeah we should Robin: Stick with the crowd and all that Steve: Surely there’s someone to say hi to

(offscreen) Steve: Fuckkkk... just remembered nobody gives a fuck about us Robin: Let’s just say hi to that random dude no one is talking to Steve: You're so right. Hi random dude. Argyle: Oh hey dudes Steve: It’s okay nobody missed us either

Steve: Well that was awkward let’s just turn around and walk back to the car. I was kinda hoping Jonathan would say hi but I guess not Robin: You did kinda confess your love to his girlfriend Steve: I would’ve confessed my love to him too if he were here

Robin: Alright buddy let’s get you outta here Steve: Can we get pizza Robin: Sure thing bud

Steve: Why doesn’t Jonathan want to hug me :( Robin: Not the time man Steve: I missed him too :( Robin: Steve please people are dead