Thanks! Huge Shoutout To You Too!

Saying "It's true, i was there" is the single funniest thing to add to an argument, with it getting funnier the less "there" you could have been

You know how at gift shops they have various merch with various common english names on them (Except for mine of course)? And there's always one that says "They didn't have my name"? They should do that but with pronoun pins.

if you voted for trump, block me. you're a horrible fucking person.

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Reblog if you’re a good girl and should be treated as such

Do you think jack black ever goes "i'm jackin' it!" when he jacks it or has the mold gotten to me

IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING

By all means thpugh, keep calling me rain. It makes mkre sense that way.

For anyone wondering, rain is not my name (although i was considering it for a while when i created this account) Rain is the name of my blahaj :)

Going to get HRT but three of my friends are trying to hunt me down and stop me. Also, only a small percent of my viewers are actually subscri

It's even worse when you're sure you weren't the one to break it, but the people behind you think you are.

Nothing is more panic-inducing than when something breaks or is behaving abnormally, and there are people waiting in line behind you who also want to use the thing.

Mom said it's my turn on the maid dress