By All Means Thpugh, Keep Calling Me Rain. It Makes Mkre Sense That Way.

Soup no bowl

sundress no panties 

what if it were all just a dream

Anti-piracy ad from 2004

Why tf were none of you going to tell me i had a typo in my description bog thing this whole time?! Grrrrrr...

Ambiguity my beloved

Reblog if you

1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women

2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now

Or

3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now

But don’t say which one it is

Harry potter is the one series i can get behind having the edgelord interpretation of "It's all a dream, harry's in a coma". Like,, it's weird how many plot holes that would fix.

FUCK nazis, pass it on

This is what reading the news in america feels like these days

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

Mao is the fight club of card games. I'm not explaining, because i can't.

Mom said it's my turn on the maid dress

Gender nuzzlocke: whenever someone refers to you by a new set of pronouns/gender, you have tu use that until somebody misgenders you, at which point that gender cant be used again. You also have to have a themed nickname for each gender you go through.