The Government's Been Trying To Hide It, And The Woke Media Doesn't Want You To Know This, But It Really

How do we know dinosaurs are extinct, when so much of the ocean is unexplored? Maybe the T-rex has just been holding his breath for a long ass time

in the dominos pizza, Straight up "new yorkin it." and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My pizzas

Proceed

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

the easiest way to stop global warming woulf be to force all the billionares to live in antarctica

i read this to the tune of Bergentrückung from undertale and anyone who knows why is equally cursed with knowledge

Fingers in my mouth. Fingers in my mouth now please. Have you considered shoving your fingers in my mouth? Hey you know what would be cool-

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Hello :3 You can call me Rain!

I go by they/them primarily, but any pronouns are acceptable for now.

I'm a mediocre artist, an avid shitposter, and a proud enjoyer of both low-quality and high-quality content.

DNI trump supporters, elon bootlickers, and uptown funk defenders.

Trans Rights!

The definition of living life dangerously is eating mini pretzels while having the hiccups

My friend group always calls this card Ejaculantern, and i think that's funny enough to belong on my blog

Today's Card Is: Jack-o'-Lantern

Balatro is if a pyramid scheme about selling crack was a game.

There's a certain phenomenon with balatro where when youtube people play, the the first episode is always "so, ______ reccomended the game to me, and i've been seeing it everywhere, so i thought i'd give it a shot" and then the next episode is "i have put 100 hours into this game off-camera, i've gotten my whole neighborhood into the game, and i plan on purchasing the game multiple more times so i can play it even more.