Hello :3 You Can Call Me Rain!

I love the range of people that do this. like the old guy probably has an excuse, but some of these people play this game professionally, and are still trying to craft withers. incredible.

the minecraft movie couldnt possibly recreate even a shred of the humor found in these screenshots

By all means thpugh, keep calling me rain. It makes mkre sense that way.

For anyone wondering, rain is not my name (although i was considering it for a while when i created this account) Rain is the name of my blahaj :)

Why are shut down and shut up not opposites? Who designed that?

thinking about this again

Gender nuzzlocke: whenever someone refers to you by a new set of pronouns/gender, you have tu use that until somebody misgenders you, at which point that gender cant be used again. You also have to have a themed nickname for each gender you go through.

Like, why do we have 7 days of 10% off, instead of 1 day of 70% off? Oh wait. Capitalism. Riiiight.

Do yall remember when black friday actually meant something? When people would rush stores as soon as they opened, risking their lives for 70% off? I get that the life/death aspect is not good actually, but i cant stand seeing ads for a company's "Lowest prices yet!" and it's 5% off, with 10% off of shipping.

For anyone wondering, rain is not my name (although i was considering it for a while when i created this account) Rain is the name of my blahaj :)

Ambiguity my beloved

Reblog if you

1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women

2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now

Or

3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now

But don’t say which one it is

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Wearing a "women want me, fish fear me" hat while i go fishing to ward off sirens, who classify as both, and thus are unable to decide whether to fuck me or run