The Reason Why Conservatives Only Refer To It As DEI Is Because It Sounds A Lot Worse To Openly Be Against

Saying "It's true, i was there" is the single funniest thing to add to an argument, with it getting funnier the less "there" you could have been

Who at microsoft had the bright idea to make the update + shut down button not shut down the device after using it like if you're gonna try, then try. But if not, don't try and make it look like yoy did.

Bitches want me for my 5 million power in rise of kingdoms

Cant sleep. How many sides does a pillow have?

Soup no bowl

sundress no panties 

Going for a reeses puffs build to synergize with the recent buff to maple syrup. Unfortunately my build is 4X weak to fresh produce but the economy's fucked so I don't have to worry too much about that right now

"______ is part of a balanced breakfast" well what if I don't want that? What if I want an unbalanced breakfast? A broken, absolutely busted breakfast? How will this affect the breakfast meta?

Thanks! Huge shoutout to you too!

huge shoutout to trees and also rain

You don't have to even get into it. Being in close proximity with anyone else into color symbolism media is enough to psychically implant squingle dinglus into your brain. And by squingle. I mean,, Well. Lets justr say. Weezer

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

I like to play a game, called "how little effort can i put into my post without it being noticeable.

honestly, being bred to extinction doesn't seem like a bad way to go out