Who At Microsoft Had The Bright Idea To Make The Update + Shut Down Button Not Shut Down The Device After

I hate the movie industry for a variety of reasons, but the biggest one is how all the movies feel.......cheesy? Im not sure how else to explain it, but every protagonist nowadays is always some average person, with nothing interesting about them below the surface level. And, every character has to be inconsistent comic relief. Like, we've seen so much success from movies that take themselves seroiusly that you'd think people would catch on.

if i had a dollar for every dumb u were, i'd have a bank account

Remember, the only difference between a fed and FexEx is that when you kill a FedEx driver you get to take two prize cards instead of one.

You don't have to even get into it. Being in close proximity with anyone else into color symbolism media is enough to psychically implant squingle dinglus into your brain. And by squingle. I mean,, Well. Lets justr say. Weezer

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

Family guy

asking him if he wants to try pup play and then hitting him with my car while I back out of my driveway

Harry potter is the one series i can get behind having the edgelord interpretation of "It's all a dream, harry's in a coma". Like,, it's weird how many plot holes that would fix.

The 3 deadly bottom surgeries, and other/results

Siivagunner plays with mp4's the same way tumblr plays with jpeg's and i'm right

Why are shut down and shut up not opposites? Who designed that?

Everyone always talks about pronouns like they're this big thing. But never once have i seen anyone acknowlwdge the noobnouns, nor the hackernouns