Yhe Gort! 🐖

Factual

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

After watching this year's game awards, i've come to the conclusion that i just spent ~4 hours watching ads for triple A games i don't care about, just to see a triple A game win game of the year

Nothing is more panic-inducing than when something breaks or is behaving abnormally, and there are people waiting in line behind you who also want to use the thing.

yhe gort! 🐖

Cus it lives in africa. As a snake i can confirm.

FUCK nazis, pass it on

Tired

Yeah, i'll read bog this boast

compute her chips under my micheal scope

Wearing a "women want me, fish fear me" hat while i go fishing to ward off sirens, who classify as both, and thus are unable to decide whether to fuck me or run