Cus It Lives In Africa. As A Snake I Can Confirm.

What if instead of an election we held an erection

Like, the only good things to come out of tgis year's game awards was the gay muppets, and the keytar guy at the end playing the balatro theme in a way that made me feel things

After watching this year's game awards, i've come to the conclusion that i just spent ~4 hours watching ads for triple A games i don't care about, just to see a triple A game win game of the year

Wearing a "women want me, fish fear me" hat while i go fishing to ward off sirens, who classify as both, and thus are unable to decide whether to fuck me or run

Genie wish twisting trope, except the genie is reluctant to twist wishes unnecessarily, but the guy who summoned him is an olympic level dumbass who ends up twisting his own wishes accidentally, leading the genie to have to get creative to not accidentally violate the "no wishing for death" rule

In the human mind, the worst thing one can be, is wrong.

Nothing is more panic-inducing than when something breaks or is behaving abnormally, and there are people waiting in line behind you who also want to use the thing.

what if it were all just a dream

Anti-piracy ad from 2004

Proceed

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

AND WHAT ABOUT IT!

''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

This is what reading the news in america feels like these days

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting