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meow chain. you can also woof or make whatever sound you like to make. I'll go first

mroww

Is sharpie mtg a form of blackout poetry? It's definitely an art form, but to what extent?

if boobs are so great, why dont they make a second one?

Hwat in the ghoulish fuck

i love when people point out typos i make and i get to show them the phone screen im rockin with

If I had to guess, it was probably the colon that got it denied. like, that's not a character you can get on a license plate i think. imagine how funny it would be if you were trying to record someone's plate number, and it's just a series of colons and semicolons. I would just quit driving if that happened to me.

Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED

in the dominos pizza, Straight up "new yorkin it." and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My pizzas

Yippeeeeeeee elon is stepping down from doge!!!! Also it's april second so no funny business this is for reals

reblog to blow up a transphobe

In order for a car to be classified as a sports car, it has to beat Lebron James in a man vs machine game of golf

Siivagunner plays with mp4's the same way tumblr plays with jpeg's and i'm right