Latest Posts by phoenix-likethe-bird - Page 2
.......i need this
Happy weird dice Wednesday!
A bunch of my friends have asked for this dice, but every time I tell them I’m never gonna give it up
It also happens to be giant (my favourite d20 for scale)
"You'd be living in a castle with food and medicine and trained squirrels to tend to your every need."
bonus ver w/o text and extra doodle:
RAHHHHHHH I WANNA SCREAM ABOUT ONLY FRIENDS SO BAD BUT I DON'T WANNA SPOIL IT TO MY FRIEND TRINITY 'CAUSE THEY'VE BEEN BUSY AND AREN'T CAUGHT UP
there's some whores in this house
Only Friends (2023)
omgosh you're so right :o
my tummy hurts and i can't tell if it's sick hurt or hungry hurt or what but either way i hate it
my tummy hurts and i can't tell if it's sick hurt or hungry hurt or what but either way i hate it
me when i got 24 notes on a post about how in love i am woth mackenyu arata
guys im tumblr famous ive decided to quit streaming this is it for me i've hit my peak and i'll never recover this is a good day
I HAVE A FOOTBALL GAME (marching band) ON HALLOWEEN AND IT SUCKS BUT IG IT DOESN'T RLLY MATTER 'CAUSE APPARENTLY COLLEGE KIDS DON'T TRICK-OR-TREAT ANYWAYS
horses scare me
I hate horses.
Cant believe the audacity of Tumblr user Idespisehorses.
Better hope user Ilovehorses doesn’t see this.
Hot Take: "Gay" and "Straight" should be on the Alignment Chart
Like, "Chaotic Gay" and "Chaotic Straight" are two very distinct things, right? Likewise "Gay Good" and "Straight Good".
This does imply the existence of outer planes with the Straight/Gay aligned trait inhabited by outsiders who are embodiment of Straightness/Gayness.
I see no problem with this
-Pencil
all i ever think about is kpop, bl dramas, marching band, women, musical references, and roronoa zoro and i think that says smth about me
chay is so ♡🫶❤️ coded iykwim
KinnPorsche + Text Posts: a quick Ep. 8 Rewatch Edition
STOP I MISS VEGASPETE SO MUCH WTFFFFF
+ Bonus:
KinnPorsche + Text Posts: a quick Ep. 13 Rewatch Edition [Ep. 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12]
I'M SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH RORONOA ZORO IN BOTH THE ANIME AND THE LIVE ACTION Y'ALL DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M GOING TO SCREAM (i have a whole folder in my photo gallery that's just mackenyu arata)
i love making things for people, no matter what it is. i'm currently making a gift for my colour guard mom for homecoming that's glow in the dark origami stars, a friendship bracelet that also has beads that spell out her name, a letter explaining everything (the colours i chose for the bracelet, the story hehind the stars, etc), and a poem i'm writing for her. everything except the basket it's all in is completely handmade/handwritten, the only thing that was bought was the notebook (one of my school notebooks) that i got the paper for the letter and poem from
all i want are weird dice i can post for weird dice wednesday😔😔😔
I USED TO LOVE THAT GAME
These are called story dice and what you do is: you roll all of them together, and write like a short story using the results
oh my sibling had these i think
making fun of someone and then saying “but it’s just a joke so it’s okay” is like me stabbing you and then putting thin toilet roll over the wound stop the blood
i hate gender 'cause some days i feel like a boy and some days i feel like a girl and some days i feel like no gender and sometimes i feel like no 1s and 0s and some days i feel like the ice cube that got dropped on the floor and kicked under the fridge only to melt and create a small puddle on the hardwood floor of the kitchen that then gets you yelled at by your parental unit(s) for making a mess and not cleaning it up
me irl
Plato's allegory of the cave campaign
Roll to recognize the world around you is but a shadow cast by higher, more real beings, and then get enough EXP to escape the illusion and enter the real world above you.
If you succeed you break down crying because you have to stop roleplaying and take part in capitalism again.
-Pencil
Due to a mix-up, your adventuring party have ended up at a BDSM sex dungeon.
You don't play them.
You play the other side of the mixup, as 5 very confused kinksters who abruptly have to fight a white dragon.
ok now i wanna do this wtf
Instead of being an automatic fail, a Natural 1 will result in a success that is done in such a way that it is one of the worst outcomes possible.
Nat 1 for shooting someone with a bow and arrow? The bow is the one that is fired and hits the target. Go and get it.
Nat 1 on a perception check? Accidentally find out universal truths that result in 3d6 psychic damage.
Nat 1 for deception? You start to believe what you are saying to be true.
The possibilities are endless
i need these.
For weird dice Wednesday, here is my bard d20, wood with musical notes instead of numerals.
either that or my flag
i somehow managed to bruise my hand in a way that makes no sense how,,
i somehow managed to bruise my hand in a way that makes no sense how,,
not a man not a woman but a secret third thing (freddy fazbear)
i move into my college dorm today and i already know that the second i get back from doing colour guard intro stuff (getting my uniform, meeting everyone else, etc) i'mma have a mental breakdown in my room
Dungeons and dragons? In this economy!?
Look, best I can do for you is an angry lizard in a hole in the garden.
i'm going to fucking cry i rlly don't wanna leave this dude (or my friends but stfu let me be dramatic)
Can you blend Grape from Cosmic Wonders?
Grape Splosion Lucretia from Cosmic Wonders is being blended!!
You cannot save him.
me
Trust Lemon