ok now i wanna do this wtf
Instead of being an automatic fail, a Natural 1 will result in a success that is done in such a way that it is one of the worst outcomes possible.
Nat 1 for shooting someone with a bow and arrow? The bow is the one that is fired and hits the target. Go and get it.
Nat 1 on a perception check? Accidentally find out universal truths that result in 3d6 psychic damage.
Nat 1 for deception? You start to believe what you are saying to be true.
The possibilities are endless
one of my ligaments is already fractured pls don't hurt the rest
your ligaments
Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from
i haven't been on here in so long what've i missed
whoever the first people to have sex were must've been on smth 'cause wtf
once upon a time.....
there was a tree. you'll never guess where that tree was...... in a bog. but, you see, this was not your average bog. no, it was a rare bog. some would even call it a rattlin' bog.
remember kids
Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs
me
Trust Lemon
horses scare me
I hate horses.
Cant believe the audacity of Tumblr user Idespisehorses.
Better hope user Ilovehorses doesn’t see this.
me when i got 24 notes on a post about how in love i am woth mackenyu arata
guys im tumblr famous ive decided to quit streaming this is it for me i've hit my peak and i'll never recover this is a good day
*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them