I Somehow Managed To Bruise My Hand In A Way That Makes No Sense How,,

all i want are weird dice i can post for weird dice wednesday😔😔😔

now, you may be wondering if there was anything on that tree. well, i'm sure you'll be pleased to know that there was, in fact, a branch on that tree. and on that branch that was on that tree that was in that rare, rattlin' bog, there was a twig.

once upon a time.....

there was a tree. you'll never guess where that tree was...... in a bog. but, you see, this was not your average bog. no, it was a rare bog. some would even call it a ratlan bog.

I USED TO LOVE THAT GAME

These are called story dice and what you do is: you roll all of them together, and write like a short story using the results

oh my sibling had these i think

me irl

Plato's allegory of the cave campaign

Roll to recognize the world around you is but a shadow cast by higher, more real beings, and then get enough EXP to escape the illusion and enter the real world above you.

If you succeed you break down crying because you have to stop roleplaying and take part in capitalism again.

-Pencil

ok now i wanna do this wtf

Instead of being an automatic fail, a Natural 1 will result in a success that is done in such a way that it is one of the worst outcomes possible.

Nat 1 for shooting someone with a bow and arrow? The bow is the one that is fired and hits the target. Go and get it.

Nat 1 on a perception check? Accidentally find out universal truths that result in 3d6 psychic damage.

Nat 1 for deception? You start to believe what you are saying to be true.

The possibilities are endless

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

someone needs to take my phone away so i can get this assignment for my theatre seminar done

I'M SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH RORONOA ZORO IN BOTH THE ANIME AND THE LIVE ACTION Y'ALL DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M GOING TO SCREAM (i have a whole folder in my photo gallery that's just mackenyu arata)

i'm going to fucking cry i rlly don't wanna leave this dude (or my friends but stfu let me be dramatic)

you can't tell me what to do<3

hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.