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the type of post you only see in screenshots except you can't see it in screenshots because it's simply to long of a post DANG

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

If ur looking through the christmas tag for happy jolly posts scroll past this

scrolling throught Ao3 (as one does) occasionally seeing smut (as one does) Finding out that there is rudolph the red nosed god damn reindeer smut on ao3 (AS ONE DOES??????) Reading the tags and finding out that is was also incest... (AS. ONE. DOES.)

okay sure, if Will gets vecna'd I'd love to see some intense angst. Whether it's being tortured with his crush on Mike, or getting to see the trauma Lonnie inflicted, I don't care. I just love some sad shit. BUT, I do think the funniest and saddest outcome would be if Will gets vecna'd and it has no effect. Like he just isn't scared. No matter what vecna shows him Will's just like, "Yeah, that sucked." And moves on. Because he's already done this. He's been having nightmares about the bullying, his dad, the upside down, since middle school. It's gotten to the point it barely fazes him. He just doesn't care anymore. And Henry just doesn't know what to fucking do with him. Like ???? what scares this kid?

It won't happen but like I can imagine it. Anyway the anxiety bout postings here so the end

quick ironic final post before bed

MERRY CHRISTMAS OR OTHER HOLIDAY YOU CELEBRATE!!

The euphoria

call me captain the way i collect ships

Gay

G - Give me cookies

A - Angsty teen phase (i know you fuckin had one)

Y - Yaoi

I'm making this my background. This is the best christmas gift EVERRRRRRRRRRR

I need this but I can't draw for shit (don't have the motivation) PLEAsE SOMEONE DRAW IT

"How would you describe most of your favorite shows/books?"

Like this:

The clothes of the second one with the colour scheme of the first.

I need this but I can't draw for shit (don't have the motivation) PLEAsE SOMEONE DRAW IT

it's december so this post i made in september is getting notes.

I need this but I can't draw for shit (don't have the motivation) PLEAsE SOMEONE DRAW IT

The History of Aromanticism

17th Century: The Golden Orchid Society in South China creates self-combing women- women who would wear their hair they way married women would to say they were not available. The women did not want to have sexual/romantic partners.

1970s: Dorothy Tennov wrote about non-limerent people in her book, Love and Limerence: The Experience of Being in Love. Limerence is a (now) outdated term for feeling romantic attraction. She and other theorists recognized that romantic and sexual love may not be linked.

non-limerent was an early terms for aromantic people.

2005: the term aromantic was coined by the asexual visibility and education network.

2008/9: the term aromantic became more widespread.

The origional flag:

Green, because it is the opposite of red, the most commonly associated romance color.

Yellow, representing platonic love, because yellow roses represent friendship.

Orange, for grayromantics, because it is in between red and yellow.

And black, representing alloromantics that "reject traditional ideas of romance".

This flag was later changed because it closely resembled the Rastafarian flag, and because it had a stripe representing alloromantics

the flag went through a few more stages before settling on the one we use today.

(https://lgbtqia.fandom.com/wiki/Aromantic#History)

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

wow birds sure do have names! Here's some of society's favorites:

Cardinal

Blue jay

Hawk

Sparrow

Eagle

In comparison here are some of my favourite bird names:

Dickcissel

Tufted Titmouse

Wall creeper

Pyrrhuloxia

Emu

That last one is mostly a dedication to my friend @i-may-be-an-emu but emu is still a neat and silly name anyway so it works.

Nom nom

Me: *Reading an angst fic* My speaker: *Starts playing Wannabe by Spice Girls* Me: *Starts straight queer jamming* Character: *Starts having a panic attack* Me: Tell me what'cha want, what'cha really really want-

Lil happy boy ⭐️

showed this to my brother.

Him: Oh, it's a reindeer!

Me: ... Look closer.

Him: Tehy used to laugh and call him names.

Him: Oh it got a red nose- OH GOD!

they used to laugh and call him names

used to

i would watch this show

In season 5 I need an episode where Perry disobey monogram, in favor of Doofenshmirtz. That would be delicious

oh shit i got homework

Oh good, another thing the emu and the ostrich have in common

you may be chronically online but at least you don’t have tumblr open on your phone AND laptop right now

OSTRICH ALERT

do you have anything cheerful my brain just sprung Emotions (/neg) on me

my brain has also been springing negative emotions™

so i’ve gone through my photos looking for cheerful things for us both, I hope they help-

here’s a tiramisu with a powdered sugar heart-

here’s a baby goat and a cat-

here’s a goose and a turtle-

here are some cookies I made, in sunset lighting-

here are some disney ducks™ -

here’s a really pretty sunset-

here’s a terrifying but smiling ostrich-

and here’s rick :)

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

I finished ep.1's script! Let's goooooooo!!!!! 4713 words total and ep.1 is over! All i have to do now is storyboard, animate, voice-act, and upload... I'm not worrying about that right now. WOOOO EP.1 IS OVERRRRR

I added 1,877 words to my script today so now I feel really nice inside. Please, Tumblr, make me feel validated.

I added 1,877 words to my script today so now I feel really nice inside. Please, Tumblr, make me feel validated.