The Type Of Post You Only See In Screenshots Except You Can't See It In Screenshots Because It's Simply

the type of post you only see in screenshots except you can't see it in screenshots because it's simply to long of a post DANG

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

6 months ago

Minimalism

Queer panic

Gay panic

Pan panic

Panic

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lgbtqia lgbtq lgbt queer lol haha funny lgbtq community GAY shit post GAY PANIC lgbt pride pansexual queer community queer pride panromantic words pan minimalism grammar ha ha funny minimalist queer panic gay minimalism queer minimalism word minimalism letter minimalism minimalism is hard to spell enjoy my stupid joke gay shit post

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

7 months ago

Reblog if you think polyamorous people are valid

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

3 weeks ago

hamerican

I love long showers, I love forehead kisses, I love groceries

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

3 months ago

Richie “I thought blondes were supposed to be dumb” Tozier and Stan “and I thought people with glasses were supposed to be smart” Uris.

Ft. Eddie just laughing at Richie’s stupidity.

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

4 months ago

the sound I make when I'm about to sneeze is the sound Marv makes when he has a spider on his face.

Reblog your sneeze sounds!

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lol haha funny shitpost memes the more you know ha ha funny home alone sneeze sneezing well this was a weird one no I'm serious tell me how you snozzle sounds boy I hope someone who hasn't seen home alone sees this and by some miracle reblogs this “WTF DO YOU MEAN SPIDER ON HIS FACE?!?!?” god it'd be funny on the topic of funny sneezeblr didn't know sneezeblr was a thing *shooting star animation plays* i need to actually tag this i'm not gonna tho

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

1 month ago

REBLOG IF THIS RELATES TO YOU:

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

2 months ago

someone remind me to make kandi bracelets of ricky jamaraz songs/albums tomorrow or else I'll forget and never do it

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shitpost music songs reminder kandi indie indie music Bracelet bracelets albums??? re:mind ricky jamaraz music ricky jamaraz jamaraz jamaraz core remind me

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

7 months ago

Wattpad crack: We're unrealistic and kinda cringe

Ao3 crack:

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fanfic lol haha funny fanfiction ao3 fanfic memes fandom ao3 why archive of our own what like what wattpad wtf?? bruh 😭 i don’t even know WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IS THIS Yknow i don't get it ha ha funny haha get it kevin mccallister ???i dont fuckin know Watt Y'know watt = what okay it's not funny anymore

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

4 months ago

Fuckin forgot about this post

the answer was

Do we know I'm genderfluid? We do now. Okay, let's play a game called "Guess the gender/pronouns based on who I'm gender-envy-ing"

Quick warning tho; the answer isn't always what the person I'm envying's preferred pronouns are.

Today's round,