Can forget about my smol boi Perconte
Randleman: Anybody under 5β9β canβt talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Head-butt someone in the nipples?
Perconte: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
Luz and Babe: *Pulling up to a Jack in the box*
Luz: Hello, is Jack in? *snickering*
Drive through attendant: Uh...
Babe: Or is Jack off?
Luz and Babe: *High five and drive away*
Luz: What makes you think I'm flirting with you?
Toye: Why are you naked on my bed?
Luz: Don't try to change the subject.
I stop everything when the Band of brothers intro song starts playing.
happy nineteenth anniversary, band of brothers
we few, we happy few, we band of brothers
Webster: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Liebgott: It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack!
Winters: What are you drinking Nix?
Nixon: Tea?
Winters: [spraying water at him] What are you drinking?
Nixon: Tea-quilaβ¦
Dick Winters: If we succeed, Iβm going to be Charles and youβll be my Camilla.
Lewis Nixon: (to himself) Iβm going to be Dickβs queen! If the public will accept me, Iβm going to be Dickβs queen!
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***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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