Webster: I Know You're Deflecting By Making Jokes About How Hot You Are.

“Hey Gene, you called me babe.”

“Do you ever feel… like an orange peel… in the ocean… wanting to die.”

– George Luz, probably

SpeirsRoe headcanon I feel very strongly: Ron and Gene walking around in a mall. Gene expressing his lack of understanding and almost outrage about how much all those new sneakers can cost. Ron doing that blank stare of his to mask his reaction as an owner of at least a dozen of designer workout shoes.

FACTUAL

Ronald Speirs collects high end sneakers like a bird of paradise would collect colorful rocks and leaves for their mate. He cleans the ones he does wear with a set of tooth brushes. Most remain in their original packaging or in a case in the basement.

Gene doesn’t know about this because he comes from a place where basements don’t exist and livings in constant fear of the room bellow the functional part of their house. 

They both fear the day the other finds out about their secret. 

Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.

*slams fist onto table* NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SHIP BULL RANDLEMAN AND JOHNNY MARTIN.

shifty powers: im a simple fellow. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour.

“WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME”

Nix: *almost gets shot in the head*

Winters:

pretty much how that scene went

Imagine the Easy boys finding a frickin' flame thrower.

Lipton: We are not taking the flame thrower-

Speirs: *grabs the flame thrower and uses it in mid air* BURN BABY BURN

Easy Company: *hides behind Lipton*

Liebgott: look can we just skip the whole fight thing? It's getting a bit tedious

Webster: "Tedious"?? have you been reading again?