Luz and Babe: *Pulling up to a Jack in the box*
Luz: Hello, is Jack in? *snickering*
Drive through attendant: Uh...
Babe: Or is Jack off?
Luz and Babe: *High five and drive away*
First off, I’m not sure when this was taken but it has VE-Day vibes so I’m just gonna assume... 🤷🏻♀️
Ok look at Nix. This man is RELAXED ok? he’s got a bottle of something good and he’s just vibin’.
It also looks like he may or may not be going on a drunken rant? Judging by the way Dick is looking at him... he probably is.
but wAIT. Look at Dick. He sat himself down on the arm of Nix’s chair and has no intent of finding his own.
aND DICK’S FACE!!! He’s like “look at my idiot best friend. I love my idiot best friend. Haha what a nerd.”
Imagine the Easy boys finding a frickin' flame thrower.
Lipton: We are not taking the flame thrower-
Speirs: *grabs the flame thrower and uses it in mid air* BURN BABY BURN
Easy Company: *hides behind Lipton*
I mean....
@sunnyshifty @baberoeeee @softliebgott @speirtons @bandofbrothersworld @geniedocroe
Thank you @lightbrite-rebel for the tag 💕
rules: the last celeb you have saved on your phone is your quarantine buddy.
Nice group 🤭
I tag @amourdesetoiles @spooky-shelby @merlinaknight @scent-ofbooks
Band of Brothers & Troubled Birds
Webster: [Smiles]
Liebgott, slams hands on table: That’s it, I’m killing him!
Grant: Or you could man up and finally ask him out.
Liebgott: Killing him is easier.
Band of Brothers as coffee?
as if i wrote this out and tumblr deleted it so here we go again
Winters: a nice cool glass of milk
Nixon: 8 shots of irish espresso via IV drip
Webster: americano bup bup gotta stay awake, fresh, write
Liebgott: a nice cup of joe
Guarnere: What the fuck is a cappuccino
Toye: An Iced Tea
Luz: pours caprisun into his coffee
Doc Roe: chug it boi dont ever sleep a nice mocha
Babe: No coffee just hot chocolate with whipped cream marshmallows and sometimes a dollop of icecream
Perconte: he just likes to nibble on the beans
Lipton: just the foam
Speirs: Black Coffee. through a straw if hes feeling fancy
Malarkey: lil Flat White, sip sip
Martin: He just crushes the beans in his hand and sips the juice from his fist
Talbert: Frappacino, no nonsense
Muck: Coffee with salt
Lipton: Why is there blood everywhere? ? ! !
Speirs: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife .
Lipton: yoU STABBED SOMEONE! ! ?? ! ?
Speirs: No no, aggressively poked them with a knife.
talbert:
liebgott @ web:
malark, skip & penk:
german pow's & speirs:
babe:
buck:
lip, martin & luz (in that order):
winters about nix:
i keep shitting out shitty content on the daily. am i sorry? no not one bit 😎✌🏻
our vain boi ron does the 10-step korean skincare routine in the moring and in the evening religiously. his bathroom is very spartan and modern in cool colours but if you were to open (which would never happen, there are traps) the mirror cabinet there, you would see rows upon rows of colorful cutesy korean products with smiling pandas. no one is allowed to enter that room. speirs's skin is glorious and no one knows HOW!?
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK AND IT HAS SAT HERE FOR MONTHS!
Yes. 1000%. Speirs spends more on his skin and hair than some people make in 3 months. He imports directly. He can read Korean.
No one knows.
No one will ever know.
Just like no one knows about his sneaker collection or the sheer price tag on his watches.
if you dont like it catch my hands
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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