Latest Posts by num-1-weezer-fan - Page 2
its POISON!!! youve brought me an ELIXIR you DONKEY!!!!! i ask for a medium well wellington and you bring me a WITCHES BREW!!!!!!
unfortunately i bear the curse of wanting to fuck a pretty girl senseless while also wanting to be fucked senseless
Gay people wanted this (me)
I want this home, but my cat would break so much here. 🖤🐈⬛
when you have trauma that makes it hard to share even the smallest feelings and she is still patient with you and never rushes you or makes you uncomfy
yes i’m aware this is the bare minimum but i’ve just never experienced it before lolz
dating someone who naturally brings out your playfulness, makes you laugh, never stops flirting with you, and loves you a little extra on the days you don't feel loveable makes you feel so incredibly safe and secure which makes you fall even more in love
“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation
my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again
Want a wife so I can do really slutty things for her like make her coffee in the morning and give her forehead kisses
"Thoughts on women?" Yeah pretty much constantly
not to be weird or anything but we could be kissing and dancing together to slow music in my dimly lit kitchen at 1:00am if you even care
you draw so pretty ! reminds me of the car explosion my family got into
Awesome
So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but
Kees van Dongen - Stars (1912)
need to eat out an anxious over-achiever girl so good she sleeps for hours while i cook her food in the underwear she just came in
me when i catch someone vagueposting
calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.
it’s actually embarrassing what a “good girl” can do to me… on my knees asap
Vintage wlw will forever own my heart. We have been here for ages, and we won’t leave.
monkey (my cat) painting
How I feel posting
me when the group starts talking about boys
Well I can be lunch
this girl riding me while she whimpered that she loved me and came all over my strap rewired something in my brain
"do you prefer being praised or degraded?"
let's not pit two beautiful queens against one another♥️
drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch
"you give really good head" okay so force my head between your legs??? "you're so good at eating pussy" okay then spread your legs so I can eat you out??? I don't get what's so difficult to understand here