This Girl Riding Me While She Whimpered That She Loved Me And Came All Over My Strap Rewired Something

the chaotic urge to slip “good girl” into a casual conversation just to watch your reaction.

If you’re not kissing her tummy on your way down to eat her out, you’re doing it wrong.

𝖲𝖾𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝟣,𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟦

𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝟫 — 𝖪𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿, 𝗎𝗇𝖺𝗉𝗈𝗅𝗈𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒

Want a wife so I can do really slutty things for her like make her coffee in the morning and give her forehead kisses

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

genuinely the idea that not caring about the lives of fellow human beings makes you more rational is far more widespread than it should be. if you never bother to learn cognitive empathy your own life will be worse anyway. and while some people see cognitive empathy as a default, I believe that's not true. "out of touch" would not exist as a concept if everyone had adequate cognitive empathy to navigate relationships and life in general. just #thoughts